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  • She wanted me to go to her mothers, I told her I wasn't feeling well. Then she invited her mother here, so I took my spleen out.

    She wanted me to go to her mothers, I told her I wasn't feeling well. Then she invited her mother here, so I took my spleen out.

    Andy249388601/04/2013
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  • Pack your bags...... We're going on a guilt trip.

    Pack your bags...... We're going on a guilt trip.

    Gena293877412/29/2012
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  • When you mix LSD and Birth control you go on a trip without the kids.

    When you mix LSD and Birth control you go on a trip without the kids.

    Rob293857712/29/2012
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  • Goodnight My Beautiful Family and Friends. Sleep Tight and Dont let the Bedbugs Bite.

    Goodnight My Beautiful Family and Friends. Sleep Tight and Dont let the Bedbugs Bite.

    Daryl290024412/16/2012
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  • 'I'm going on a 2 week vacation to Tucson!' -said noone ever.

    "I'm going on a 2 week vacation to Tucson!" -said noone ever.

    jpow948212/10/2012
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  • Holland is waiting for you!

    Holland is waiting for you!

    Leksie12/08/2012
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • Desperate times...desperate measures! 'Bring your duffle bag, and come on!'

    Desperate times...desperate measures! "Bring your duffle bag, and come on!"

    Teaeff12/04/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I love having the shits when I have to fly the friendly sky's.

    I love having the shits when I have to fly the friendly sky's.

    Sarah285765212/02/2012
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  • Not Everyone can be a Princess Someone has to clap as I go by.

    Not Everyone can be a Princess Someone has to clap as I go by.

    Sara285377712/01/2012
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  • That moment when,someone goes to pass you on the road so you speed up real fast.

    That moment when,someone goes to pass you on the road so you speed up real fast.

    Tara253181611/30/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • When I said Iet's go on a cruise, this isn't what I had in mind.

    When I said Iet's go on a cruise, this isn't what I had in mind.

    Stephanie200379911/28/2012
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  • Feels good to be back at work after 4 days off, said no one ever.

    Feels good to be back at work after 4 days off, said no one ever.

    beachboy32011/27/2012
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  • The way to endure summer in England is to have it framed and glazed in a comfortable room. Facebook.com/ SarcasmAnd OtherFunny Stuff.

    The way to endure summer in England is to have it framed and glazed in a comfortable room. Facebook.com/ SarcasmAnd OtherFunny Stuff.

    Simon216698811/27/2012
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  • 'Do you know where I can find an ABC Store?' said no Hawaiian ever.

    "Do you know where I can find an ABC Store?" said no Hawaiian ever.

    Holly119328011/25/2012
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  • I only drive stick. That way, no one asks to borrow my ride.

    I only drive stick. That way, no one asks to borrow my ride.

    CrimeFictionBook.com11/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • That stretch of road where you kinda panic because you can't tell if its the road or your car making that sound.

    That stretch of road where you kinda panic because you can't tell if its the road or your car making that sound.

    Krystal256626011/20/2012
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  • Nachos, lemonheads, my dad's boat, we wont go down cuz my dick can float! Boats and hoes! boats and hoes!

    Nachos, lemonheads, my dad's boat, we wont go down cuz my dick can float! Boats and hoes! boats and hoes!

    paranoize11/19/2012
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  • I've had enough sun and cocktails; said no one on a cruise EVER!

    I've had enough sun and cocktails; said no one on a cruise EVER!

    Kim278988211/17/2012
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  • Welcome to the trip of a lifetime! Yes, separate vacations were my idea. I am brilliant. Oh - divorce final upon return.

    Welcome to the trip of a lifetime! Yes, separate vacations were my idea. I am brilliant. Oh - divorce final upon return.

    Elbelle11/15/2012
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • I know you be at home praying cause you want to be down so bad!

    I know you be at home praying cause you want to be down so bad!

    dreamsarereal11/11/2012
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