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Flirting
LOOK, I really like you and I think we were made for each other!
MAY 16TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Teacher Week
Teachers are the Haymitch to your whiny-ass Katniss.
MAY 2ND, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Passover
Enjoy that bread while you can, because within a few days, I will be willing to claw it out of your delicate hands like an eagle catching a salmon.
APRIL 3RD, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Passover
Passover is a magical time of year when a saltless cracker is considered desert.
APRIL 1ST, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Apology
I apologize for anything offensive I might have said or done under the influence of nighttime cough syrup.
APRIL 1ST, 2012
3.33 (3 votes)
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Flirting
There's no one else I would rather have by my side during the zombie apocalypse.
APRIL 1ST, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Get Well
I would give you a "Get Well Soon" hug, except I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole right now.
APRIL 1ST, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Cool story, bro. Tell it again.
APRIL 1ST, 2012
1.00 (1 votes)
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Friendship
If you were any more of an attention whore, guys would have to pay you for every time you sing, "Don't Cry For Me, Argentina."
MARCH 31ST, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Friendship
As your friend, I feel obligated to tell you that quoting Monty Python does not make you funny.
MARCH 27TH, 2012
3.50 (2 votes)
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Friendship
Just so you know, if you can't pick out that one weird friend, it's probably you.
MARCH 27TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
I think if you were any more of a pretentious anglophile, they would have to knight you.
MARCH 27TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
This is what high school theatre is like. Backstage.
MARCH 14TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
Happy Hell Week.
MARCH 12TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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TV
Let's make fun of the hilarious cars on "Downton Abbey" together.
FEBRUARY 16TH, 2012
2.00 (1 votes)
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Confession
Today at church, I prayed to get out of church.
FEBRUARY 13TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Valentine's Day
Let's enjoy Valentine's Day ironically, unless you think that's too mainstream.
FEBRUARY 13TH, 2012
3.00 (6 votes)
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Valentine's Day
Let's make fun of Valentine's Day but still die on the inside while we do it.
FEBRUARY 8TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
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Encouragement
Congratulations on coming out, but yeah, we always kind of knew.
FEBRUARY 8TH, 2012
4.00 (1 votes)
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Apology
Sorry for making fun of insane, right wing nut job political views, before waiting to find out that you're actually an insane, right wing nut job.
FEBRUARY 8TH, 2012
4.00 (2 votes)
