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Try me Bitch ... Did you not know I grew up in Arleta?
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I once bent down to pet a dog and come to find out, it was a 5lb. squirrel.
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Went to see The Avengers last night. I crapped my pants twice. Once on accident.
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You're an American idol only to mindless infants, the stars you're dancing with aren't stars, America does not got talent, and nobody gives a fuck if you think you can dance.
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Carry on my wayward son There'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry no more.
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So many channels, so much drama, so much so-called comedy, and I am still bored out of my mind... www.Jinni.com.
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The silence of a muted TV can be deafening. But the idea of watching reruns again is too sad to bear. www.Jinni.com.
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What to do, what to do? Nothing's on for me to view. Is my request too extreme? To enjoy what is playing on my screen..?! www.Jinni.com.
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un, dos, tres, toca la pared.
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Eugene Polley, inventor of the remote control, died of natural causes in his Chicago home today. His body was found between the cushions of his couch.
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I guess I'll just hit this till the new season of Breaking Bad starts...
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Dear Santa....I want to meet DJ Pauly D for Christmas... I watch him on tv! Now who is this Deadmau5 dude???
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SpaceX to make second attempt at launch with large penis.
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I will forever hold a grudge against Jamie Lynn Spears for getting knocked up and ending Zoey101.
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I'm horrified that I would recognize Lena Dunham's tits in a tit line up instead of my own.
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My name is Joffrey! My Dad is also my Uncle! I hate everyone! Yay!
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So I entered in the kitchen. And this is how I met your Mother.
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It is heartbreaking to know that we no longer have new Vampire Diaries episodes to watch together.
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As soon as you bleed I'll put a baby inside you. Mother says it won't be long now.
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I usually don't sit around all day watching TV, but when I do, I'm watching Game of Thrones.
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