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  • I am influenced by Tobia Funke so much as to follow in his footsteps. I have decided to becom the secon ever 'Analrapist'.

    I am influenced by Tobia Funke so much as to follow in his footsteps. I have decided to becom the secon ever "Analrapist".

    benedictpraneeth12/18/2008
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    1.00 (2 votes)
  • I have been largely inspired by Tobias Funke; someday I too hope to be an 'Analrapist'.

    I have been largely inspired by Tobias Funke; someday I too hope to be an "Analrapist".

    benedictpraneeth12/18/2008
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    1.00 (2 votes)
  • May your momma never disapprove of any black, asian, muslim, jewish or other female you choose to date, or if she does, then may she keep her damn mouth shut.

    May your momma never disapprove of any black, asian, muslim, jewish or other female you choose to date, or if she does, then may she keep her damn mouth shut.

    lcrabbe12/18/2008
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    1.00 (2 votes)
  • I will never love you the way I love Jim Halpert.

    I will never love you the way I love Jim Halpert.

    manchesterkitty12/19/2008
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    3.25 (8 votes)
  • The Maury Show: keeping midgets and babies of uncertain parenthood in the limelight since 1991.

    The Maury Show: keeping midgets and babies of uncertain parenthood in the limelight since 1991.

    blueberryudhs12/20/2008
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    2.50 (2 votes)
  • I get it. I quit, but I get it.

    I get it. I quit, but I get it.

    calderasfarm12/23/2008
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    3.22 (9 votes)
  • I have a dirty job suggestion for you, Mike Rowe.

    I have a dirty job suggestion for you, Mike Rowe.

    cushingh12/23/2008
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    3.64 (11 votes)
  • Celebrity Rehab is nothing at all like the numerous rehabs in which I've 'vacationed.'

    Celebrity Rehab is nothing at all like the numerous rehabs in which I've "vacationed."

    patsydog12/26/2008
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    2.57 (7 votes)
  • I can hardly wait to see the new show on MTV that has all the same cast members as every other show on MTV.

    I can hardly wait to see the new show on MTV that has all the same cast members as every other show on MTV.

    ktm89012/27/2008
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    3.78 (9 votes)
  • Fuck, I miss Laguna Beach.

    Fuck, I miss Laguna Beach.

    adamchoate198312/28/2008
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    2.60 (5 votes)
  • I don't know if I'm more excited for Obama's inauguration or the season premiere of LOST.

    I don't know if I'm more excited for Obama's inauguration or the season premiere of LOST.

    emmylou12/29/2008
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    3.00 (5 votes)
  • I was not tailgating. I was watching the movie on your drop-down DVD player.

    I was not tailgating. I was watching the movie on your drop-down DVD player.

    vegarooo12/29/2008
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    4.45 (11 votes)
  • Olivia is the new Heidi.

    Olivia is the new Heidi.

    didi12/30/2008
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    2.00 (4 votes)
  • I enjoy watching the 'Real Housewives' show while I workout at the gym,even though everyone else is watching 'Oprah'.

    I enjoy watching the "Real Housewives" show while I workout at the gym,even though everyone else is watching "Oprah".

    didi12/30/2008
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    4.25 (8 votes)
  • I wonder how those fat bitches on Bridezillas can get married and I don't even have a boyfriend.

    I wonder how those fat bitches on Bridezillas can get married and I don't even have a boyfriend.

    kelyjely12/30/2008
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    4.46 (13 votes)
  • 100 people surveyed... Where the fuck is Richard Dawson/ Ray Combs/Louie Anderson/Richard Karn/John O'Hurley?

    100 people surveyed... Where the fuck is Richard Dawson/ Ray Combs/Louie Anderson/Richard Karn/John O'Hurley?

    cstyles20612/31/2008
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    4.14 (7 votes)
  • I disrespected the Bing.

    I disrespected the Bing.

    adrienne lisa12/31/2008
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    1.33 (3 votes)
  • inspired by a true story: sorry the only reason your husband's hand brushed against your ass was to grab the remote.

    inspired by a true story: sorry the only reason your husband's hand brushed against your ass was to grab the remote.

    nkb01/01/2009
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    3.17 (12 votes)
  • Is it just me or has America Ferrera had those braces on for like a decade?

    Is it just me or has America Ferrera had those braces on for like a decade?

    apendol101/02/2009
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    3.43 (7 votes)
  • Let's agree to pretend your cable box wasn't tuned to LOGO when I turned on your TV.

    Let's agree to pretend your cable box wasn't tuned to LOGO when I turned on your TV.

    monkeyshines01/03/2009
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    4.55 (11 votes)

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