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  • There are seven billion people in the world. Since I will probably never find my One True Love, would you mind being my Good Enough For Now?

    There are seven billion people in the world. Since I will probably never find my One True Love, would you mind being my Good Enough For Now?

    Charles Griswold04/06/2014
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  • Madame, it is truly a pleasure to meet you, let me get your car door. Great, now show me your boobs.

    Madame, it is truly a pleasure to meet you, let me get your car door. Great, now show me your boobs.

    acbranaman03/25/2014
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  • As long as you remain wealthy and shower me with gifts I will love you forever! xoxo.

    As long as you remain wealthy and shower me with gifts I will love you forever! xoxo.

    kymber2303/02/2014
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  • I've been thinking about how romantic you are and... 'Fuck the flowers... ...Paint My House!'

    I've been thinking about how romantic you are and... "Fuck the flowers... ...Paint My House!"

    Christopher353675302/27/2014
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  • I hate nuts in my chocolate so much, I had to eat them all first...

    I hate nuts in my chocolate so much, I had to eat them all first...

    Kumaguro02/21/2014
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  • The only thing you need to remember is that it's Hockey Season.

    The only thing you need to remember is that it's Hockey Season.

    Joe300430102/18/2014
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Sorry that whore in accounting got flowers and you didn't.

    Sorry that whore in accounting got flowers and you didn't.

    thomastowell02/18/2014
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  • Getting your Candy AFTER Valentine's Day does NOT mean you love each other 50% less...

    Getting your Candy AFTER Valentine's Day does NOT mean you love each other 50% less...

    Mary352984002/16/2014
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  • February 14th is for romance, February 15th is for half-price chocolate.

    February 14th is for romance, February 15th is for half-price chocolate.

    vaportrails02/16/2014
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  • The only thing gayer than Valentine's Day is YOU.

    The only thing gayer than Valentine's Day is YOU.

    audknut02/15/2014
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  • Thank God the next holiday after Valentine's Day is a drinking one. Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone!

    Thank God the next holiday after Valentine's Day is a drinking one. Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone!

    Lindsay113750602/15/2014
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  • I wonder who you spoiled with chocolates, flowers and empty promises this Valentines.

    I wonder who you spoiled with chocolates, flowers and empty promises this Valentines.

    Farrah352915002/15/2014
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  • I got you something for Valentine's day... I must have forgot it at home, I'll buy it for you tomorrow. Sorry, *bring* it tomorrow.

    I got you something for Valentine's day... I must have forgot it at home, I'll buy it for you tomorrow. Sorry, *bring* it tomorrow.

    Amanda352058102/15/2014
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  • I survived the SC Valentine's Day earthquake of 2014, but an earthquake is the only way I'm gonna feel the earth move tonight.

    I survived the SC Valentine's Day earthquake of 2014, but an earthquake is the only way I'm gonna feel the earth move tonight.

    masimmo02/15/2014
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, How the hell do florists get away with charging three times the normal price for flowers on Valentine's Day?!!??!

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, How the hell do florists get away with charging three times the normal price for flowers on Valentine's Day?!!??!

    Christian132131002/14/2014
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  • You shake my world more than a 4.4 magnitude earthquake.

    You shake my world more than a 4.4 magnitude earthquake.

    masimmo02/14/2014
    3.00 (2 votes)
  • An earthquake is the only way I'm gonna feel the earth move tonight. SC Valentine's Day earthquake 2014.

    An earthquake is the only way I'm gonna feel the earth move tonight. SC Valentine's Day earthquake 2014.

    masimmo02/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You want a blowjob? I want you to stop bitching about this being a Hallmark holiday...

    You want a blowjob? I want you to stop bitching about this being a Hallmark holiday...

    texasara02/14/2014
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two!

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two!

    Chuck372402/14/2014
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  • Happy unimaginative, consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance day.

    Happy unimaginative, consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance day.

    William211510302/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)

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