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  • Congratulations on being single this Valentine's Day--you'll have ice cream in your mouth instead of a dick.

    Congratulations on being single this Valentine's Day--you'll have ice cream in your mouth instead of a dick.

    naiyesterday
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Happy Valentine's Day! I'm so glad I stalked you on the Internet before we actually met.

    Happy Valentine's Day! I'm so glad I stalked you on the Internet before we actually met.

    Mikeepace05/22/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Any guy who waits until Valentines Day to treat his girl like a queen is failing 364 days a year.

    Any guy who waits until Valentines Day to treat his girl like a queen is failing 364 days a year.

    JJ119401205/21/2012
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  • I love you like a turd in my ass!

    I love you like a turd in my ass!

    Steve151226505/08/2012
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  • The only man I'm seeing on a regular basis is the clerk at the liquore store. Happy Valentine's Day!

    The only man I'm seeing on a regular basis is the clerk at the liquore store. Happy Valentine's Day!

    TJacksonK05/06/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Don't fall in Love, just do the Cupid Shuffle!!!

    Don't fall in Love, just do the Cupid Shuffle!!!

    Ricky-Ticki-Tavi05/01/2012
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  • Today's agenda: romantic porn. Happy Valentine's Day.

    Today's agenda: romantic porn. Happy Valentine's Day.

    Amy778015905/01/2012
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  • I forged a homophobic co-worker's name to a Valentine's day card for a newly out manager. A year later they were married.

    I forged a homophobic co-worker's name to a Valentine's day card for a newly out manager. A year later they were married.

    Samuel.ford104/30/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I have a brilliant idea. How about this year for Valentines Day you try not to be a gigantic dickhole?

    I have a brilliant idea. How about this year for Valentines Day you try not to be a gigantic dickhole?

    nicolegardner-austin04/24/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Give her carpal tunnel syndrome this Valentine's Day, and make her give you some good ol' fashioned hand jobs. Cause true love is supposed to hurt.

    Give her carpal tunnel syndrome this Valentine's Day, and make her give you some good ol' fashioned hand jobs. Cause true love is supposed to hurt.

    musemonkey04/20/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • 'You're ugly and you smell bad.'

    "You're ugly and you smell bad."

    Carla813104/18/2012
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  • Roses are red, Valentines day is crap, i dont have a girlfriend, so Fap Fap Fap.

    Roses are red, Valentines day is crap, i dont have a girlfriend, so Fap Fap Fap.

    Dave9096104/14/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • 'Let us the nasty do.'

    "Let us the nasty do."

    monkeypenguin04/13/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You don't ever have to change yourself for me... I still won't like you either way.

    You don't ever have to change yourself for me... I still won't like you either way.

    Mylow138424604/13/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • may your valentine's day be so disgusting sweet that it makes all your friends want to puke.

    may your valentine's day be so disgusting sweet that it makes all your friends want to puke.

    Lola21202104/11/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one...

    I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one...

    Liala136478404/09/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If I worked in a restaurant... on Valentine's Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl`s drink.

    If I worked in a restaurant... on Valentine's Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl`s drink.

    BeautifulDreamer04/06/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's day, remember. Nobody loves you any other day of the year either.

    If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's day, remember. Nobody loves you any other day of the year either.

    katz.ham04/06/2012
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  • Two in the pink and one in the stink works everytime!

    Two in the pink and one in the stink works everytime!

    Rich7904/03/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • That lady over there has several STDs.

    That lady over there has several STDs.

    Awesome1204/02/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)

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