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  • Don't be bitter.

    Don't be bitter.

    bluejeanspiano02/14/2014
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  • Happy Valentine's Day to all my friends who are single by choice but who never give up on love. :).

    Happy Valentine's Day to all my friends who are single by choice but who never give up on love. :).

    mssarah2002@yahoo.co02/14/2014
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  • Sorry, babe. The man of your dreams doesn't exist. It's time to either settle on the mediocre or die alone. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

    Sorry, babe. The man of your dreams doesn't exist. It's time to either settle on the mediocre or die alone. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

    funwithweezie02/14/2014
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  • You are so fucked. Good luck with that.

    You are so fucked. Good luck with that.

    jhodges102902/14/2014
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  • Tonight, I'm going out and hate fucking my liver.

    Tonight, I'm going out and hate fucking my liver.

    thenatural102402/14/2014
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • You bring darkness and financial burden to my life.

    You bring darkness and financial burden to my life.

    J.Sweeney02/14/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Last night I dreamt that you stole a kiss from my lips. That was all it took to wake me from my sleep, with a smile upon my face. -HLL.

    Last night I dreamt that you stole a kiss from my lips. That was all it took to wake me from my sleep, with a smile upon my face. -HLL.

    hotlipslola02/14/2014
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  • Next time don't look up my skirt unless you mean it.

    Next time don't look up my skirt unless you mean it.

    jhodges102902/14/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • True story: Valentine's Day is the number one cause of accidental pregnancies; and Gonorrhea. HAPPY VD!!

    True story: Valentine's Day is the number one cause of accidental pregnancies; and Gonorrhea. HAPPY VD!!

    funwithweezie02/14/2014
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  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Forget all that stuff, and get me a tattoo! Happy Valentine's Day!

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, Forget all that stuff, and get me a tattoo! Happy Valentine's Day!

    Marcie_N02/14/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You had me at 'Let's bake cookies and watch Disney movies.'

    You had me at "Let's bake cookies and watch Disney movies."

    Samantha118370402/14/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Valentine's Day to someone that really knows true love, my best friend ... and their fourth spouse and 'soul mate'.

    Happy Valentine's Day to someone that really knows true love, my best friend ... and their fourth spouse and "soul mate".

    Helen120890702/14/2014
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  • Who Needs A Valentine, When You Have A Son Like Mine! You're All I Need My Boy! Happy Valentines Day!

    Who Needs A Valentine, When You Have A Son Like Mine! You're All I Need My Boy! Happy Valentines Day!

    Robin Lynn233520502/14/2014
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  • May this Valentine's Day be spent with the one person in your life who gets a thrill out of popping your back pimples.

    May this Valentine's Day be spent with the one person in your life who gets a thrill out of popping your back pimples.

    Jarred145288202/14/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I love you and alcohol.

    I love you and alcohol.

    xtine66602/14/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Getting ready for Rosey Palm and K-Y Jelly while watching porn this Valentine's Day evening.

    Getting ready for Rosey Palm and K-Y Jelly while watching porn this Valentine's Day evening.

    Joe319676502/14/2014
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  • This Valentine's Day I want you to spank my tight ass until my eyes are redder than Bob Costa's eyes.

    This Valentine's Day I want you to spank my tight ass until my eyes are redder than Bob Costa's eyes.

    Joe319676502/14/2014
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  • VD: Get Some!

    VD: Get Some!

    actordi02/14/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Thank you for using the weather as an excuse to spend Valentine's Day with your other girlfriend.

    Thank you for using the weather as an excuse to spend Valentine's Day with your other girlfriend.

    rskrod02/14/2014
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  • May your husband figure out that you want a piece of sentimental etsy jewelry without you having to send him the link.

    May your husband figure out that you want a piece of sentimental etsy jewelry without you having to send him the link.

    2ndplacemoty02/14/2014
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