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  • You're the sun to my moon, the yin to my yang; there's nobody on earth that I'd rather bang.

    You're the sun to my moon, the yin to my yang; there's nobody on earth that I'd rather bang.

    solmom02/14/2014
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  • sat-ire: single bitches trying to downplay Valentine's Day. Just stop.

    sat-ire: single bitches trying to downplay Valentine's Day. Just stop.

    Omar352781202/14/2014
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  • Instead of candy, cards, flowers, or stuffed animals this year.... I thought id regift my cock into your Anus.

    Instead of candy, cards, flowers, or stuffed animals this year.... I thought id regift my cock into your Anus.

    David245341002/14/2014
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • For Valentine's Day I'd like to get some red... alpaca and wool blend! Enough for a cardi would be best!

    For Valentine's Day I'd like to get some red... alpaca and wool blend! Enough for a cardi would be best!

    Just-in02/14/2014
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  • Will you be the Kane West to my Kanye West?

    Will you be the Kane West to my Kanye West?

    Meggie122848702/14/2014
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  • It's Valentine's Day? Damn, I forgot to get a boyfriend again.

    It's Valentine's Day? Damn, I forgot to get a boyfriend again.

    shinealight1702/14/2014
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  • Dear Husband, I've arranged a trip around the world for you tonight. You'll need to do all the packing. Happy Valentine's Day.

    Dear Husband, I've arranged a trip around the world for you tonight. You'll need to do all the packing. Happy Valentine's Day.

    groverviolet02/14/2014
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  • It's Valentine's Day! Remember to tip your servers well, they are the ones working hard to make sure you have a romantic night out. #wconfessions.

    It's Valentine's Day! Remember to tip your servers well, they are the ones working hard to make sure you have a romantic night out. #wconfessions.

    Marie-Helene352120502/14/2014
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  • Dear Wife, Tonight I'll be going around the world and I won't even leave the house. Happy Valentine's Day.

    Dear Wife, Tonight I'll be going around the world and I won't even leave the house. Happy Valentine's Day.

    groverviolet02/14/2014
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  • Happy Singles Awareness Day!

    Happy Singles Awareness Day!

    Lauren16340402/14/2014
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  • I love you like you love meat.

    I love you like you love meat.

    jettavwdrvr02/14/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • 'He said that a proper lady wouldn't enjoy being tied up. So I throat punched and hog-tied him naked to the hitching post.'

    "He said that a proper lady wouldn't enjoy being tied up. So I throat punched and hog-tied him naked to the hitching post."

    Notebookgirl7202/14/2014
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  • You put the VD in Valentines Day........ no seriously...whore.

    You put the VD in Valentines Day........ no seriously...whore.

    capskelly02/14/2014
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  • Happy Valentines day. Let's bump uglies then eat some chicken.

    Happy Valentines day. Let's bump uglies then eat some chicken.

    Chloe335543602/14/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Hooker, won't you be mine?

    Hooker, won't you be mine?

    Carl352769402/14/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • 'And on this Valentine's Day, I shall take you to a 3 Course Meal at Lee's Chicken. Biscuits, Jumbo Strips and Parfait!'

    "And on this Valentine's Day, I shall take you to a 3 Course Meal at Lee's Chicken. Biscuits, Jumbo Strips and Parfait!"

    LJEvans02/14/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Your presence is the greater gift of reading with your child, 20 minutes each day.

    Your presence is the greater gift of reading with your child, 20 minutes each day.

    Dee259916902/14/2014
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  • Am I the only one not posting about Valentines day? Oh.. I guess not.

    Am I the only one not posting about Valentines day? Oh.. I guess not.

    mitamar0702/14/2014
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  • It seemed inadequate to just name a star after you. Lets go outside and look at the 'Mandies'.

    It seemed inadequate to just name a star after you. Lets go outside and look at the "Mandies".

    Clayton244959902/14/2014
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  • Note to self: Today is Feb 14 Tomorrow all novelty candy will be 1/2 off Must go shopping.

    Note to self: Today is Feb 14 Tomorrow all novelty candy will be 1/2 off Must go shopping.

    Pam141525302/14/2014
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