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  • The day after Valentine's day is also known as Teachers stock up on Valentine's bags, stickers, and pencils day.

    The day after Valentine's day is also known as Teachers stock up on Valentine's bags, stickers, and pencils day.

    cctyping02/14/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Happy Valentine's Day. I promise today you will not come home to find me in my pants playing the computer...... maybe!

    Happy Valentine's Day. I promise today you will not come home to find me in my pants playing the computer...... maybe!

    Paul352706602/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I've been married 'don't spend money on flowers that are going to die' years.

    I've been married "don't spend money on flowers that are going to die" years.

    cctyping02/14/2014
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Roses are red, I've got just my vest on, I suppose a shag, Is out of the question?

    Roses are red, I've got just my vest on, I suppose a shag, Is out of the question?

    DGKaye02/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'll shave off two hours of my working day to come home early, if you promise to shave too!

    I'll shave off two hours of my working day to come home early, if you promise to shave too!

    nealet02/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Nobody loves you, Because you're a CUNT!

    Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Nobody loves you, Because you're a CUNT!

    Teresa352702102/14/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Life is like a box of chocolates so why the hell are u nagging me about a stupid Valentine's Day gift.

    Life is like a box of chocolates so why the hell are u nagging me about a stupid Valentine's Day gift.

    SharLoL02/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Debating on whether I should spend Valentine's Day with my Husband or Boyfriend.

    Debating on whether I should spend Valentine's Day with my Husband or Boyfriend.

    SharLoL02/14/2014
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • I wish every Valentine's Day came on a full moon... said NO TEACHER EVER.

    I wish every Valentine's Day came on a full moon... said NO TEACHER EVER.

    Sandy215500102/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • So happy Valentine's Day is here and I'm not on my period.

    So happy Valentine's Day is here and I'm not on my period.

    SharLoL02/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I wrote a Valentine's Day song for you that is sure to make your heart melt and your panties drop.

    I wrote a Valentine's Day song for you that is sure to make your heart melt and your panties drop.

    SharLoL02/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I love being a kid when all the grown-ups are stressed about Valentine's Day plans and all I care about is eating this hotdog.

    I love being a kid when all the grown-ups are stressed about Valentine's Day plans and all I care about is eating this hotdog.

    SharLoL02/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • 50 Facebook Likes on my Valentine's Day card from my husband which makes about 200 single Facebook friends suicidal today.

    50 Facebook Likes on my Valentine's Day card from my husband which makes about 200 single Facebook friends suicidal today.

    SharLoL02/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • This walk in the park with a sexy beast like myself is your Valentine's Day gift.

    This walk in the park with a sexy beast like myself is your Valentine's Day gift.

    SharLoL02/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Trying to think of a romantic way to say Happy Valentine's Day you cheap son of a bitch.

    Trying to think of a romantic way to say Happy Valentine's Day you cheap son of a bitch.

    SharLoL02/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Happy Valentine's Day. Unless your man is busy. Then Happy Side Chick Awareness Day.

    Happy Valentine's Day. Unless your man is busy. Then Happy Side Chick Awareness Day.

    Angie5581102/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Wishing you a vigorous and fulfilling Valentines day with your human and/or battery powered lover.

    Wishing you a vigorous and fulfilling Valentines day with your human and/or battery powered lover.

    Micky221652402/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Happy Valentine's day. Let's have sex. Joke !! send me some gift cards.

    Happy Valentine's day. Let's have sex. Joke !! send me some gift cards.

    Faisal789102/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Happy Valentine's Day! Now shut up and have another shot!

    Happy Valentine's Day! Now shut up and have another shot!

    Bridgett352686402/14/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Roses are red, Violets are red, No, wait, I think the garden is just on fire.

    Roses are red, Violets are red, No, wait, I think the garden is just on fire.

    Daena352681102/14/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)

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