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  • I will only consider this a good Valentine's Day if I am walking funny on February 15th.

    I will only consider this a good Valentine's Day if I am walking funny on February 15th.

    sammymoses02/12/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Swiping right to your Tinder display picture was my best dating decision last year.

    Swiping right to your Tinder display picture was my best dating decision last year.

    Lauren-Elsa137860102/13/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Out of my way bitches, Valentine's Candy is on sale.

    Out of my way bitches, Valentine's Candy is on sale.

    tiny.e02/15/2011
    4.60 (15 votes)
  • Valentine's? I would rather fly to Bulgaria and celebrate the Wine Day instead.

    Valentine's? I would rather fly to Bulgaria and celebrate the Wine Day instead.

    Mario305523602/01/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I wish someone loved me enough to buy me a crappy Valentine's Day gift that proved they don't know me at all.

    I wish someone loved me enough to buy me a crappy Valentine's Day gift that proved they don't know me at all.

    achtung02/14/2012
    3.50 (4 votes)
  • Here's hoping you get a good hot poking on Valentine's Day, and not just on Facebook.

    Here's hoping you get a good hot poking on Valentine's Day, and not just on Facebook.

    mfitzpatrick02/14/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I love my new diet. Adderrall and half-priced Valentines Day candy.

    I love my new diet. Adderrall and half-priced Valentines Day candy.

    Jordan310109002/14/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • To show my love for you this Valentine's Day, I took my meds.

    To show my love for you this Valentine's Day, I took my meds.

    Jennifer12373402/14/2013
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • This is how much I care about you feeling lonely on Valentine's Day.

    This is how much I care about you feeling lonely on Valentine's Day.

    Nash3k02/14/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • Valentine's Day to do list: 1. Her Back 2. Her Neck 3.Her P*ssy and 4. Her Crack.

    Valentine's Day to do list: 1. Her Back 2. Her Neck 3.Her P*ssy and 4. Her Crack.

    christian_la10/17/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • ____________ Amo cuando haces esto antes de irte... ...ojalá no te fueras! ____________ |A & F|.

    ____________ Amo cuando haces esto antes de irte... ...ojalá no te fueras! ____________ |A & F|.

    Adriana350224201/09/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Thank you for putting up with me for all this time. No, really, how the fuck do you do it? Happy Valentine's Day.

    Thank you for putting up with me for all this time. No, really, how the fuck do you do it? Happy Valentine's Day.

    tubofcoolwhip02/01/2014
    4.50 (2 votes)
  • Bitches, please. The only good thing about February is that The Walking Dead returns.

    Bitches, please. The only good thing about February is that The Walking Dead returns.

    squidgal02/01/2014
    4.43 (7 votes)
  • Hoping this gift doesn't say 'you're my back-up plan'.

    Hoping this gift doesn't say "you're my back-up plan".

    Suzie58802/08/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm warning you - if you bring flowers from the cemetery again this year, your burial will be the next one there!

    I'm warning you - if you bring flowers from the cemetery again this year, your burial will be the next one there!

    ISpeakOnlyTruth02/08/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Even if he leaves her... Remember this: No matter how you play the game. SIDE CHICKS NEVER WIN!

    Even if he leaves her... Remember this: No matter how you play the game. SIDE CHICKS NEVER WIN!

    Nikita306481102/12/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I have been practicing my Kung-fu chop in case I get another home appliance this Valentine's Day.

    I have been practicing my Kung-fu chop in case I get another home appliance this Valentine's Day.

    maresia02/12/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Every year when my wife and I go out for V-Day, I pretend to propose to her. We make a big scene and usually get free food or champ.

    Every year when my wife and I go out for V-Day, I pretend to propose to her. We make a big scene and usually get free food or champ.

    Candy330502/13/2013
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • Divorce: The result of a Valentine's Day engagement.

    Divorce: The result of a Valentine's Day engagement.

    Spordee02/14/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Why couldn't Valentine's Day land on Hump Day?? Now he's going to want sex twice this week...........

    Why couldn't Valentine's Day land on Hump Day?? Now he's going to want sex twice this week...........

    Billi116759102/14/2013
    5.00 (5 votes)

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