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  • ROSES ARE RED I LOVE YOUR ASS!

    ROSES ARE RED I LOVE YOUR ASS!

    Nash3k02/11/2013
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  • Hello there doll face I've got a whole lotta baby batter ready with your name on it.

    Hello there doll face I've got a whole lotta baby batter ready with your name on it.

    pdots59@hotmail.com02/11/2013
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    2.00 (6 votes)
  • The only gift I wanna give you on Valentine's Day is the one that keeps on giving!

    The only gift I wanna give you on Valentine's Day is the one that keeps on giving!

    Steve3206902/11/2013
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  • It's ok, your wife doesn't need to know I'm your real Valentine.

    It's ok, your wife doesn't need to know I'm your real Valentine.

    Kaile308177802/11/2013
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    2.67 (3 votes)
  • I'll make sure your Valentine's Day is special, but that doesn't mean I'm happy about the recent blowjob dry spell.

    I'll make sure your Valentine's Day is special, but that doesn't mean I'm happy about the recent blowjob dry spell.

    omgomg123402/11/2013
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  • One nice Valentine's day equals 364 bad ones? Oh, come on ladies! This is the kind of crap that makes people think girls can't do%2.

    One nice Valentine's day equals 364 bad ones? Oh, come on ladies! This is the kind of crap that makes people think girls can't do%2.

    pop-Eggs02/11/2013
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    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Bottle of wine: $42 Valentines Day present: $172 Expecting to get laid after spending that money on Valentines Day: Priceless.

    Bottle of wine: $42 Valentines Day present: $172 Expecting to get laid after spending that money on Valentines Day: Priceless.

    Thomas308465702/11/2013
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  • 'Instead of sending myself flowers this Valentines Day, I've decided to send myself something more useful for a single girl...a vibrator.'

    "Instead of sending myself flowers this Valentines Day, I've decided to send myself something more useful for a single girl...a vibrator."

    Barbara209047702/11/2013
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  • You can sink your arrow into my buttocks anytime.

    You can sink your arrow into my buttocks anytime.

    dzazinski02/11/2013
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  • Hope your Valentines Day has more meaning than Frank Oceans performance at the Grammys!

    Hope your Valentines Day has more meaning than Frank Oceans performance at the Grammys!

    Magnolia133115602/11/2013
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    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Just think of all the free time you'll have this Valentine's Day cause you aren't busy planning a wedding!

    Just think of all the free time you'll have this Valentine's Day cause you aren't busy planning a wedding!

    Greg930002/11/2013
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    5.00 (1 votes)
  • No flower is as beautiful, no candy is as sweet, no gift is good enough for you my love.

    No flower is as beautiful, no candy is as sweet, no gift is good enough for you my love.

    solmom02/11/2013
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  • Just think of all the unnecessary calories you're avoiding by not getting any Valentine's candy!

    Just think of all the unnecessary calories you're avoiding by not getting any Valentine's candy!

    Greg930002/11/2013
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  • When you're creeping on your girlfriend's Facebook page at 3am & accidentally click 'LIKE' on her sister's bikini picture.

    When you're creeping on your girlfriend's Facebook page at 3am & accidentally click 'LIKE' on her sister's bikini picture.

    BeefJerky02/11/2013
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  • Don't embarrass yourself like last Valentine's Day by getting drunk and offering to show everyone your heart-shaped box.

    Don't embarrass yourself like last Valentine's Day by getting drunk and offering to show everyone your heart-shaped box.

    Greg930002/11/2013
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  • 'I HATE being single on Valentines day!' -No man ever.

    "I HATE being single on Valentines day!" -No man ever.

    loyolaboy02/11/2013
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    5.00 (1 votes)
  • As always, I have nothing to do on Valentine's Day. No boyfriend, no romantic dinners, not even a Valentine's Day card with flowers. Just some r.

    As always, I have nothing to do on Valentine's Day. No boyfriend, no romantic dinners, not even a Valentine's Day card with flowers. Just some r.

    sailorcallie02/11/2013
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  • Being a Valentine's baby is a real feat. Yours is the only birthday I yearly try to escape.

    Being a Valentine's baby is a real feat. Yours is the only birthday I yearly try to escape.

    heydudemeg02/11/2013
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  • Don't listen to them when they say you're nobody til somebody loves you, because it's very likely you'll still be nobody afterwards too.

    Don't listen to them when they say you're nobody til somebody loves you, because it's very likely you'll still be nobody afterwards too.

    Greg930002/11/2013
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  • Candy on Valentine's Day is a thing, because men used to marry 14 year olds.

    Candy on Valentine's Day is a thing, because men used to marry 14 year olds.

    annie mouse02/11/2013
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