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  • Will I go on a date with you on Valentine's Day? No. I've given up dating jackasses for Lent.

    Will I go on a date with you on Valentine's Day? No. I've given up dating jackasses for Lent.

    Foxtrick02/12/2013
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  • I like you, very much. Just as you are.

    I like you, very much. Just as you are.

    alainabarwick02/12/2013
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  • I think this Valentine's Day instead of opening cards... I'll open my legs!

    I think this Valentine's Day instead of opening cards... I'll open my legs!

    Tbarrino02/12/2013
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  • valentine day revokes around a deranged baby carrying a weapon. True meaning......

    valentine day revokes around a deranged baby carrying a weapon. True meaning......

    Ashley308785602/12/2013
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  • Happy unimaginative, consumerist-orientated and entirely arbitrarily shallow interpretation of romance Day!

    Happy unimaginative, consumerist-orientated and entirely arbitrarily shallow interpretation of romance Day!

    Cheffiefl02/12/2013
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  • I want to tell you how much I love you. Now that I have, please don't bring up the 'L' word again until 365 days have passed.

    I want to tell you how much I love you. Now that I have, please don't bring up the "L" word again until 365 days have passed.

    alabates02/12/2013
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  • If people understood the difference between marketing and love, would not have to beg on Valentine's Day.

    If people understood the difference between marketing and love, would not have to beg on Valentine's Day.

    Dunkle302347102/12/2013
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  • Happy Cheap Chocolate Day! If you need me, I'll be buried under a huge pile of discount chocolate.

    Happy Cheap Chocolate Day! If you need me, I'll be buried under a huge pile of discount chocolate.

    Kim308801502/12/2013
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  • Lets have great sex before I'm completely sick of you.

    Lets have great sex before I'm completely sick of you.

    pood02/12/2013
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  • The closest I'll be to sex this Valentine's Day will be the salty taste I get after blowing a snot rocket.

    The closest I'll be to sex this Valentine's Day will be the salty taste I get after blowing a snot rocket.

    pood02/12/2013
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  • Even if he leaves her... Remember this: No matter how you play the game. SIDE CHICKS NEVER WIN!

    Even if he leaves her... Remember this: No matter how you play the game. SIDE CHICKS NEVER WIN!

    Nikita306481102/12/2013
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  • Getting ready for my Valentines Day threesome.... Me, vodka, cranberry.

    Getting ready for my Valentines Day threesome.... Me, vodka, cranberry.

    caripf02/12/2013
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  • 'The art of love... Is largely the art of persistence.' -Albert Ellis.

    "The art of love... Is largely the art of persistence." -Albert Ellis.

    Kathy272196202/12/2013
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  • I made plans with my last-resort-Valentine just in case I don't find someone better in time.

    I made plans with my last-resort-Valentine just in case I don't find someone better in time.

    omgomg123402/12/2013
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  • I have been practicing my Kung-fu chop in case I get another home appliance this Valentine's Day.

    I have been practicing my Kung-fu chop in case I get another home appliance this Valentine's Day.

    maresia02/12/2013
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  • Hopefully you will not be by yourself while following my Valentine's Day on Instagram.

    Hopefully you will not be by yourself while following my Valentine's Day on Instagram.

    omgomg123402/12/2013
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  • I'd rather be messed up with you than normal with anyone else... Happy Valentine's Day.

    I'd rather be messed up with you than normal with anyone else... Happy Valentine's Day.

    7britain02/12/2013
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  • The only thing that I plan to do on Valentine's is you.

    The only thing that I plan to do on Valentine's is you.

    Bottomofthebarrel02/12/2013
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  • Happy Valentines Day to the sexiest scissor wife!

    Happy Valentines Day to the sexiest scissor wife!

    Goldie022302/12/2013
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  • Valentine's: an annoying marketing scam to boost the economy during winter.

    Valentine's: an annoying marketing scam to boost the economy during winter.

    jennyred7902/12/2013
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