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I know you beat Call of Duty, so you're obviously a military genius, but "decimate" means to kill one in ten, which really isn't that bad. Try to use the right words.
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I lost the other ball in Nam.
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You think this is as smooth as a baby's butt? Wait until you feel my balls.
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Yes, I'm an American. It does not mean I have to carry your ass around.
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Do you like it? I got my spots bleached when they did my anus.
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Roofies are cool, flowers are corny. Me love you long time, cuz you make me so horny.
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This is the first Valentine's Day I don't have to spread my legs for someone I can't stand.
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Here is the list of what we will do in bed tonight if you don't get me that fucking diamond.
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I'm going to sit here drinking until you relent and have intercourse with me.
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Because I care enough to make sure you can't taste the arsenic in your hamburger.
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Even if your single.. everybody deserves chocolate on V-Day.. buy yourself a box an stop the complaining about being single douche bag.
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stalker is a harsh word... i prefer "valentine".
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So, are you gonna send any valentines? No. I don't send them I just get them. So you better send me one biotch.
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This Valentine's Day, I'd love to tell you you're beautiful but since that's a lie, let's FUCK doggystyle so I don't have to see your face.
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I better choke on a diamond when I'm eating these grapes you cheap piece of crap.
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If you hear loud noises and me screaming, stay in your room, because there are SPOOKY GHOSTS. But Daddy has a magic potion that scares them away.
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You say regime change. I say revolution. They say OPEN FIRE!
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August 6, 1945, Hiroshima. "Life is such a boring."
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On this Veterans Day we salute you. Now let's get drunk!
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I still don't understand why the military makes us wear reflective belts.