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  • I know you beat Call of Duty, so you're obviously a military genius, but 'decimate' means to kill one in ten, which really isn't that bad. Try to use the right words.

    I know you beat Call of Duty, so you're obviously a military genius, but "decimate" means to kill one in ten, which really isn't that bad. Try to use the right words.

    Will157753705/19/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I lost the other ball in Nam.

    I lost the other ball in Nam.

    courtney198504/27/2012
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  • You think this is as smooth as a baby's butt? Wait until you feel my balls.

    You think this is as smooth as a baby's butt? Wait until you feel my balls.

    JelloQueen04/21/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Yes, I'm an American. It does not mean I have to carry your ass around.

    Yes, I'm an American. It does not mean I have to carry your ass around.

    Smoke524003/14/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Do you like it? I got my spots bleached when they did my anus.

    Do you like it? I got my spots bleached when they did my anus.

    Kenneth118740503/08/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • Roofies are cool, flowers are corny. Me love you long time, cuz you make me so horny.

    Roofies are cool, flowers are corny. Me love you long time, cuz you make me so horny.

    Erin9323302/14/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • This is the first Valentine's Day I don't have to spread my legs for someone I can't stand.

    This is the first Valentine's Day I don't have to spread my legs for someone I can't stand.

    Laura8483102/14/2012
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  • Here is the list of what we will do in bed tonight if you don't get me that fucking diamond.

    Here is the list of what we will do in bed tonight if you don't get me that fucking diamond.

    KiplingLewis02/14/2012
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  • I'm going to sit here drinking until you relent and have intercourse with me.

    I'm going to sit here drinking until you relent and have intercourse with me.

    KiplingLewis02/14/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Because I care enough to make sure you can't taste the arsenic in your hamburger.

    Because I care enough to make sure you can't taste the arsenic in your hamburger.

    KiplingLewis02/14/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Even if your single.. everybody deserves chocolate on V-Day.. buy yourself a box an stop the complaining about being single douche bag.

    Even if your single.. everybody deserves chocolate on V-Day.. buy yourself a box an stop the complaining about being single douche bag.

    Strawberriezxo02/13/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • stalker is a harsh word... i prefer 'valentine'.

    stalker is a harsh word... i prefer "valentine".

    hellohellohello02/13/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • So, are you gonna send any valentines? No. I don't send them I just get them. So you better send me one biotch.

    So, are you gonna send any valentines? No. I don't send them I just get them. So you better send me one biotch.

    kylie.abegg02/13/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • This Valentine's Day, I'd love to tell you you're beautiful but since that's a lie, let's FUCK doggystyle so I don't have to see your face.

    This Valentine's Day, I'd love to tell you you're beautiful but since that's a lie, let's FUCK doggystyle so I don't have to see your face.

    Sugar7168802/09/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I better choke on a diamond when I'm eating these grapes you cheap piece of crap.

    I better choke on a diamond when I'm eating these grapes you cheap piece of crap.

    amongeon7402/09/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If you hear loud noises and me screaming, stay in your room, because there are SPOOKY GHOSTS. But Daddy has a magic potion that scares them away.

    If you hear loud noises and me screaming, stay in your room, because there are SPOOKY GHOSTS. But Daddy has a magic potion that scares them away.

    stephenbawesome02/07/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You say regime change. I say revolution. They say OPEN FIRE!

    You say regime change. I say revolution. They say OPEN FIRE!

    Guy12318801/30/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • August 6, 1945, Hiroshima. 'Life is such a boring.'

    August 6, 1945, Hiroshima. "Life is such a boring."

    Hangagod01/27/2012
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  • On this Veterans Day we salute you. Now let's get drunk!

    On this Veterans Day we salute you. Now let's get drunk!

    jshua8712/21/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I still don't understand why the military makes us wear reflective belts.

    I still don't understand why the military makes us wear reflective belts.

    David9809987812/08/2011
    5.00 (2 votes)

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