I just want you to know that Amish you.
If I died & went straight to Hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore.
Yo Haiti, I'mma let you finish, but Chile had one of the biggest earthquakes of all time.
St. Patrick is just like St. Nicholas, except he brings hangovers and herpes instead of stocking stuffers and presents.
I'd love for us to hang out and catch up once I'm absolutely sure I'm doing better than you.