St. Patrick is just like St. Nicholas, except he brings hangovers and herpes instead of stocking stuffers and presents.
I just want you to know that Amish you.
The world is such a stressful place I am often jealous of small animals and retarded children.
I'm sick of ALL the Irish sterotypes. As soon as I finish this drink, I'm punching someone.
St. Patrick regretted driving the snakes out of Ireland after the 99th time the snakes asked "Are we there yet?"