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There seems to be an extraordinary amount of people today who need a good bitch slap.
Along with setting you clocks back, be sure to change the batteries in your vibrator.
I was going to do something today but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.
Introducing the soon-to-be graduate and world's coolest history teacher: Mr. Harris! *Applause*
There seems to be an extraordinary amount of people today who need a good bitch slap.
I would pay to be able to track the IP address and computer location of those who one-star my cards.
You are perfect for the lead role in my new film, "The Crackhead"
And now for one of my all time favorites, bibbity, bobbity boo, from The Sound of Music.






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