St. Patrick is just like St. Nicholas, except he brings hangovers and herpes instead of stocking stuffers and presents.
I just want you to know that Amish you.
The world is such a stressful place I am often jealous of small animals and retarded children.
St. Patrick regretted driving the snakes out of Ireland after the 99th time the snakes asked "Are we there yet?"
I'm sick of ALL the Irish sterotypes. As soon as I finish this drink, I'm punching someone.