I just want you to know that Amish you.
St. Patrick is just like St. Nicholas, except he brings hangovers and herpes instead of stocking stuffers and presents.
St. Patrick regretted driving the snakes out of Ireland after the 99th time the snakes asked "Are we there yet?"
I'd love for us to hang out and catch up once I'm absolutely sure I'm doing better than you.
Yo Haiti, I'mma let you finish, but Chile had one of the biggest earthquakes of all time.