I just want you to know that Amish you.
St. Patrick is just like St. Nicholas, except he brings hangovers and herpes instead of stocking stuffers and presents.
St. Patrick regretted driving the snakes out of Ireland after the 99th time the snakes asked "Are we there yet?"
The world is such a stressful place I am often jealous of small animals and retarded children.
I'd love for us to hang out and catch up once I'm absolutely sure I'm doing better than you.