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I've finally nailed down my New Year's plans

Let's resolve to repeat last year's mistakes

My New Year's resolution 
is to do you more 
and do me less.

Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive.

Here's to ending the New Year still having a job that you still wish you didn't have.

Here's to the end of another crappy year we'll one day be strangely nostalgic for.

My New Year's resolution is to switch to a gym where there are far fewer people whose New Year's resolution was to go to the gym.

Let's ring in the new year by immediately being thankful we're not in Times Square.

I can't decide between morbid isolation and social repulsion

Let me know where you think you'll end up New Year's Eve

Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution

Let's decide which champagne we're going to barf

I want to kiss you at midnight and pork you at dawn

Now that the holiday blues are over, let's resume our everyday melancholy

I’m not bringing a date to New Year’s Eve so when midnight comes I can kiss 2016 goodbye.

Let's pretend to accomplish something at work between now and the new year.

May your post-holiday depression help your New Year's resolution diet.

May your resolution to give up drinking this January make it clear you need to give up drinking from February to December.

Happy New Year to someone too lazy to change their desk calendar past May.

Here's to becoming the best possible versions of ourselves in 2017 for the first few weeks.

I'm sorry our first few moments of
2015 together will likely involve
me not being a part of
them.

Here's to the only workweek of the year I don't stick out for not doing any work

I refuse to reminisce about the past year unless it's in a "best of" format

Let's not spend New Year's Eve trying to figure out where to spend New Year's Eve

May the New Year bring you significantly more joy than the holidays did

Sorry the movie New Year's Eve will still be more enjoyable than your actual New Year's Eve

Thanks for inviting me to a New Year's party I'll have no recollection of attending

My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about  my New Year's resolutions

My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's

I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.

Here's to drinking enough that we'll need Ryan Seacrest to help us count backwards from ten.

Here's to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing, and slacking off.

It's time to renew that 
gym membership we're
never going to use
again.

I resolve to stop having meaningless sex in 2015, so I suggest you pay me a compliment or get me liquored up ASAP.

It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2017.

Here's to the only workweek of the year I don't stick out for not doing any work.