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I can't wait to be your ex-spouse!
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Joke's on you, fools! You're Getting Married.
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Please wear some adult diapers on our wedding day. Seeing how incredibly good I look may cause immediate crappage.
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I can't wait to divorce this motherfucker.
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Gregg Allman, 64, to wed 24-year-old. Said; Who is this hottie and what is this all this paperwork with my name and her name on it.
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So now that we are married I have to tell you, I hate sports, porn, morning sex, video games and your friends...We are so meant to be.
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The secret to a successful marriage is more sex and less children.
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Before I propose, I would like for you to sign this list of all the things you agreed to do in bed if we ever got married.
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If she only knew I had sex with her sister and best friend we could have avoided this situation entirely.
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You and Me Baby, we're stuck like glue.
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Let's have tea and talk about how you're conspiring for me to one day marry your son.
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Your gay marriage has inspired me to marry whoever I love, that includes my brother, horse, car, etc.
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Bottoms Up!! .....well you did say once we were married.
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Thanks for showing up for the free drinks.
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Here is to all my exes. Thank you for showing me your true colours.
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I know you married a great man; I test drove him. Have a happy marriage.
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I'm so happy I found someone as emotionally damaged as me to spend the next 10 years with so that we can eventually end this thing violenty.
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Even though nothing was broken, we thought we'd try our luck at being the exception to the 80% divorce rate.
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You had me at "I like Beach House".
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So many wishes--- So many shattered dreams.
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