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  • I'm equally as excited about postings my wedding on social media as I am about my actual wedding.

    I'm equally as excited about postings my wedding on social media as I am about my actual wedding.

    Crisypieyesterday
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  • I love you so much, I'd cover my tattoos for your wedding.

    I love you so much, I'd cover my tattoos for your wedding.

    Melissa352024304/17/2014
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  • Here's hoping my ex's wedding has a 'Game of Thrones' theme.

    Here's hoping my ex's wedding has a "Game of Thrones" theme.

    wehobryan04/16/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right; if leaving you is the right thing to do, I prefer making a wrong life decision.

    If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right; if leaving you is the right thing to do, I prefer making a wrong life decision.

    Madilyn228349204/16/2014
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  • I haven't eaten all day so let's cut this cake before I pass out and stab you in the testicles.

    I haven't eaten all day so let's cut this cake before I pass out and stab you in the testicles.

    Chuck356501604/16/2014
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  • I thought marriage would be all romance and adventure. Mostly Its just laundry, lots and lots of laundry.

    I thought marriage would be all romance and adventure. Mostly Its just laundry, lots and lots of laundry.

    Robin356479204/15/2014
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  • ... after she goes back up the aisle on you, there's this chic 3 rows back on the left... I swear she keeps flashing you her tits!

    ... after she goes back up the aisle on you, there's this chic 3 rows back on the left... I swear she keeps flashing you her tits!

    Jeffrey351271704/14/2014
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  • We call this true love: when ya meet someone and then ya marry em the next day.

    We call this true love: when ya meet someone and then ya marry em the next day.

    Ash356428404/14/2014
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  • This time, wait until the priest pronounces you man and wife BEFORE you tell him you were born a boy!

    This time, wait until the priest pronounces you man and wife BEFORE you tell him you were born a boy!

    Jeffrey351271704/14/2014
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  • I'd love it if you or anyone else would be my plus one at my 2015 wedding.

    I'd love it if you or anyone else would be my plus one at my 2015 wedding.

    Paigewilsey04/12/2014
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  • I've always wanted to do this!

    I've always wanted to do this!

    Jeffrey351271704/11/2014
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  • What do you mean we can't deduct the wedding and honeymoon as a business expense?

    What do you mean we can't deduct the wedding and honeymoon as a business expense?

    Jeffrey351271704/11/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Just say, 'I do' then shut up and deal with it, bitch.

    Just say, "I do" then shut up and deal with it, bitch.

    Jeffrey351271704/11/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • If this lawyer thing doesn't work out, we could always open a bait shop/stripper boutique/pawnshop/thrift store. We have all of the necessary skills...

    If this lawyer thing doesn't work out, we could always open a bait shop/stripper boutique/pawnshop/thrift store. We have all of the necessary skills...

    polyesterpassion04/10/2014
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  • I finally finished planning my wedding and now I just need someone to date.

    I finally finished planning my wedding and now I just need someone to date.

    amy014304/08/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I saved 15% by switching to Geico you little prick....

    I saved 15% by switching to Geico you little prick....

    Joy2BeWith04/08/2014
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  • Marriages that start with a Champagne toast sometimes end with a beer brawl.

    Marriages that start with a Champagne toast sometimes end with a beer brawl.

    355873404/08/2014
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  • Oowee, we just found out we's brother and sister. What's the odds? We next gonna play the lottery.

    Oowee, we just found out we's brother and sister. What's the odds? We next gonna play the lottery.

    355873404/07/2014
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  • They say daughters marry someone like their father, but I didn't think it would be someone so close to his age. At least they'll have a lot in common.

    They say daughters marry someone like their father, but I didn't think it would be someone so close to his age. At least they'll have a lot in common.

    355873404/07/2014
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  • Look at me, baby, I got moves like James Brown. You meant the James Brown in accounting, right?

    Look at me, baby, I got moves like James Brown. You meant the James Brown in accounting, right?

    355873404/07/2014
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