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  • '50 Shades of Grey', Improving married sex since 2012.

    "50 Shades of Grey", Improving married sex since 2012.

    Becky4895758 minutes ago
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  • Please marry our son and get him out of our hair. We promise we won't bother you too much.

    Please marry our son and get him out of our hair. We promise we won't bother you too much.

    pickleme00705/20/2012
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  • This is going to be your best wedding EVER!

    This is going to be your best wedding EVER!

    moosie197205/19/2012
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  • This wedding completely justifies our history of drunken hookups.

    This wedding completely justifies our history of drunken hookups.

    Laura8376505/17/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Come to bed honey, so I can hear the sound of your bottom.

    Come to bed honey, so I can hear the sound of your bottom.

    MelissaL05/16/2012
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  • Your kisses make me feel like I'm sinking in a river of love! I can't wait to sit on your dock.

    Your kisses make me feel like I'm sinking in a river of love! I can't wait to sit on your dock.

    kateclutter9305/16/2012
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  • and then she asked me to cram it in her coinpurse .....woof!

    and then she asked me to cram it in her coinpurse .....woof!

    Greg119165405/14/2012
    1.00 (1 votes)
  • I'll glady marry you for your pension plan.

    I'll glady marry you for your pension plan.

    YolandaA05/13/2012
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  • Celebrate the union of this annoying couple with cheap wine and tasteless food!

    Celebrate the union of this annoying couple with cheap wine and tasteless food!

    pc000505/11/2012
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  • Pssssst....Wanna hear a secret :-) You're Pissing Me The Fuck Off.

    Pssssst....Wanna hear a secret :-) You're Pissing Me The Fuck Off.

    mquinn73105/10/2012
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  • I would move to a state where gay marriage is legal, but if I did, I would get locked up for fucking my cow.

    I would move to a state where gay marriage is legal, but if I did, I would get locked up for fucking my cow.

    Nick108541405/09/2012
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  • Gay marriage, no problem. Screwing a Smurf, now that is wrong.

    Gay marriage, no problem. Screwing a Smurf, now that is wrong.

    Guy12318805/09/2012
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  • Marriage in NC is one man plus one woman. Now let's go buy some hookers!

    Marriage in NC is one man plus one woman. Now let's go buy some hookers!

    Jorge120826305/09/2012
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  • North Carolina law states you can't marry unless your armspan is as big as mine!

    North Carolina law states you can't marry unless your armspan is as big as mine!

    Dan38332305/09/2012
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  • I'm only inviting you to the wedding because my mother-in-law says I have to.

    I'm only inviting you to the wedding because my mother-in-law says I have to.

    juunebug05/07/2012
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  • I'm only inviting you to the wedding because I have to observe social niceties.

    I'm only inviting you to the wedding because I have to observe social niceties.

    juunebug05/07/2012
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Please do me a favor and check 'not attending' on your RSVP card.

    Please do me a favor and check "not attending" on your RSVP card.

    juunebug05/07/2012
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  • You are cordially invited to our rehearsal dinner because we think you are going to screw up unless you get some practice time in.

    You are cordially invited to our rehearsal dinner because we think you are going to screw up unless you get some practice time in.

    juunebug05/07/2012
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  • Do yourself a favor, drive straight to the courthouse and file early!

    Do yourself a favor, drive straight to the courthouse and file early!

    zaxism102205/07/2012
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  • I give it a week.

    I give it a week.

    Shain140693505/06/2012
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