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  • '50 Shades of Grey', Improving married sex since 2012.

    "50 Shades of Grey", Improving married sex since 2012.

    Becky4895705/24/2012
    4.33 (3 votes)
  • Do yourself a favor, drive straight to the courthouse and file early!

    Do yourself a favor, drive straight to the courthouse and file early!

    zaxism102205/07/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Fuck this shit.

    Fuck this shit.

    ashleezmke06/12/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Miley Cyrus is engaged and I don't even have a boyfriend. There is no justice in this world.

    Miley Cyrus is engaged and I don't even have a boyfriend. There is no justice in this world.

    watergate_scandal06/06/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • OMG Look!!! It's a bird, no it's a plane, NO!!! it's a fucking helicopter bouncing off the walls!!!

    OMG Look!!! It's a bird, no it's a plane, NO!!! it's a fucking helicopter bouncing off the walls!!!

    Jaymus165676306/04/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • No dear, you will never read poetry as Tom Hiddleston.

    No dear, you will never read poetry as Tom Hiddleston.

    María187596010/18/2013
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm all for gay marriage, but wearing a Vera Wang ivory silk organza gown with lace and embroidered tulle is where I draw the line.

    I'm all for gay marriage, but wearing a Vera Wang ivory silk organza gown with lace and embroidered tulle is where I draw the line.

    JaviA06/02/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Oh Blanche no matter what he says, of course Mitt and I are in a same sex marriage! I just lay there and he hasn't worn that dog collar in years.

    Oh Blanche no matter what he says, of course Mitt and I are in a same sex marriage! I just lay there and he hasn't worn that dog collar in years.

    Ozzie164423206/02/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Just think, Dad. In a couple of years I'll be changing your diapers for you.

    Just think, Dad. In a couple of years I'll be changing your diapers for you.

    Mikewritesfic05/24/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Now that I'm married, I'm going to pretend I don't want to have sex with my husband in order for him to stay interested.

    Now that I'm married, I'm going to pretend I don't want to have sex with my husband in order for him to stay interested.

    sugargaga05/28/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous!!! Naveen.

    A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous!!! Naveen.

    Giri339834208/15/2013
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • This wedding completely justifies our history of drunken hookups.

    This wedding completely justifies our history of drunken hookups.

    Laura8376505/17/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • So explain to me how this is the best day of your life and also your third wedding...

    So explain to me how this is the best day of your life and also your third wedding...

    Pablo107712301/09/2013
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • After two children, we've decided to take this relationship seriously.

    After two children, we've decided to take this relationship seriously.

    Ashley110795303/20/2012
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • I was thinking wedding cake 600, Photographer 300... I'm sure we'll still be tasting the cake in twenty years time.

    I was thinking wedding cake 600, Photographer 300... I'm sure we'll still be tasting the cake in twenty years time.

    anthony benjamin10/15/2012
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Engaged? We thought you were already married as most fundamentalist Christians would never live in sin. Congratulations on no longer being hypocrites!

    Engaged? We thought you were already married as most fundamentalist Christians would never live in sin. Congratulations on no longer being hypocrites!

    JW202009/28/2012
    3.75 (4 votes)
  • It's always best to shoot down all or most of the bride's wedding ideas if you're the maid of honor. It'll bring you two closer than ever during the .planning process.

    It's always best to shoot down all or most of the bride's wedding ideas if you're the maid of honor. It'll bring you two closer than ever during the .planning process.

    jorge1876905/03/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Well this is awkward. Everytime I plan a marriage no one shows up!

    Well this is awkward. Everytime I plan a marriage no one shows up!

    rarchuletta103/06/2013
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Happily Ever after huh?Fucking Sucker!!!

    Happily Ever after huh?Fucking Sucker!!!

    Outkast04/26/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Roses are red. Now get naked.

    Roses are red. Now get naked.

    Tahje104/19/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)

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