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  • I can't wait to get pictures of your wedding so I can replace your spouse with awkwardly cut-out photos of myself.

    I can't wait to get pictures of your wedding so I can replace your spouse with awkwardly cut-out photos of myself.

    markusskinnus05/31/2009
    4.52 (52 votes)
  • The only time a man has the last word is when he says 'yes dear'.

    The only time a man has the last word is when he says "yes dear".

    gimmiefreebies11/02/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I see you like to gamble? Fifty percent chance that you are wasting your time.. congratulations a-hole.

    I see you like to gamble? Fifty percent chance that you are wasting your time.. congratulations a-hole.

    hopenicole8411/10/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Thanks for quoting Bruce Springsteen lyrics during your wedding toast.

    Thanks for quoting Bruce Springsteen lyrics during your wedding toast.

    buttercupz06/22/2009
    4.29 (7 votes)
  • Being a Bridesmaid should be tax deductible.

    Being a Bridesmaid should be tax deductible.

    oohlalaleta06/19/2013
    5.00 (4 votes)
  • Then I said: Promise you'll invite me at the divorce party. Deal?

    Then I said: Promise you'll invite me at the divorce party. Deal?

    adgeorgescu10/15/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • It's not a veil. It's a massive cobweb... covering my undisturbed virginal crotch.

    It's not a veil. It's a massive cobweb... covering my undisturbed virginal crotch.

    musingsofabug10/05/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • It was all about me...until this douche blocked my spotlight.

    It was all about me...until this douche blocked my spotlight.

    Jennifer323163510/08/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm so glad she left you at the alter, now when I imagine having sex with her I won't feel as guilty.

    I'm so glad she left you at the alter, now when I imagine having sex with her I won't feel as guilty.

    HaryMammack05/14/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Thank you Bravo for all the Housewives weddings. I've enjoyed pretending I was a guest at all of them. And I've caught the bouquet every time!

    Thank you Bravo for all the Housewives weddings. I've enjoyed pretending I was a guest at all of them. And I've caught the bouquet every time!

    Danielle9239109/24/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • The day I married you was the day I started putting my cell phone in the deep freezer.

    The day I married you was the day I started putting my cell phone in the deep freezer.

    Saadia343159209/27/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Lips that touch liquor will never touch my liquor.

    Lips that touch liquor will never touch my liquor.

    Evangelyne23409/22/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • May your gay wedding destroy Michelle Bachmann's traditional marriage faster than her overtly homosexual husband ever could.

    May your gay wedding destroy Michelle Bachmann's traditional marriage faster than her overtly homosexual husband ever could.

    johnnyu09/16/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Please don't try to kiss me again! Here - have some cake instead. Thaaaat's right, you gigantic buffoon.

    Please don't try to kiss me again! Here - have some cake instead. Thaaaat's right, you gigantic buffoon.

    rubysun09/15/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Thank you for constantly reminding us you're a low-maintenance bride in your daily wedding planning emails.

    Thank you for constantly reminding us you're a low-maintenance bride in your daily wedding planning emails.

    ronan32003/07/2012
    4.50 (4 votes)
  • On your wedding day, he's the man of your dreams. Ten years later, you're married to a sofa that farts.

    On your wedding day, he's the man of your dreams. Ten years later, you're married to a sofa that farts.

    defeatistelitist08/21/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm way more excited for your inevitable divorce than I am for your upcoming wedding.

    I'm way more excited for your inevitable divorce than I am for your upcoming wedding.

    Meg154884706/05/2013
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you'll love them forever.

    Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you'll love them forever.

    Allan334265406/04/2013
    5.00 (3 votes)
  • Marriage? No thanks. I can't mate in captivity.

    Marriage? No thanks. I can't mate in captivity.

    courtneyjade07/19/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • 'And do you solemnly swear to protect me from wasps and other creepy insects for as long as we both shall live?'

    "And do you solemnly swear to protect me from wasps and other creepy insects for as long as we both shall live?"

    venttome201308/12/2013
    5.00 (2 votes)

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