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  • I have got to get moving! Life is calling!

    I have got to get moving! Life is calling!

    Lynaguilar11/24/2012
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  • Frankly, I shit wherever I damn well please.

    Frankly, I shit wherever I damn well please.

    wmbatsel11/25/2012
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  • I hate it when I'm going out in Denmark, and Channing Tatum is at a party In the USA!

    I hate it when I'm going out in Denmark, and Channing Tatum is at a party In the USA!

    Michael282562011/25/2012
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  • Yay! It's Friday! Now, I can finally post how drunk I'm getting without sounding like an alcoholic!

    Yay! It's Friday! Now, I can finally post how drunk I'm getting without sounding like an alcoholic!

    miranda0writes11/25/2012
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  • Barney Stinson: 'The holidays are a time when people are lonely and desperate ; it's the most wonderful time of the year'.

    Barney Stinson: "The holidays are a time when people are lonely and desperate ; it's the most wonderful time of the year".

    willact4pinkberry11/25/2012
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  • You know what goes great with BEER?...... More BEER! I'll drink to that!

    You know what goes great with BEER?...... More BEER! I'll drink to that!

    Ryan279965011/26/2012
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    2.67 (3 votes)
  • Decisions, Decisions. To behave or to not behave tonight? Beer or liquor?

    Decisions, Decisions. To behave or to not behave tonight? Beer or liquor?

    Courtney260064711/26/2012
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  • Tell me more about how you claim to be such a great mother by sitting here in this bar making me want to stab myself in the ears with a spoon due to your self-pity party....

    Tell me more about how you claim to be such a great mother by sitting here in this bar making me want to stab myself in the ears with a spoon due to your self-pity party....

    Samantha283121111/26/2012
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  • Fucking with Saban and those boys from Bama is why unemployment is so high!

    Fucking with Saban and those boys from Bama is why unemployment is so high!

    Mike283097311/26/2012
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  • SO we heading out this weekend? response: umm DUH!.. we hittin the club? response: ummm chhyea.

    SO we heading out this weekend? response: umm DUH!.. we hittin the club? response: ummm chhyea.

    Will169709311/26/2012
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  • Hooker Hunting.

    Hooker Hunting.

    caripf11/26/2012
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  • Dear Santa, I want my Pinterest closet for Christmas. If you are feeling extra generous, I'll take my Pinterest dream home, too.

    Dear Santa, I want my Pinterest closet for Christmas. If you are feeling extra generous, I'll take my Pinterest dream home, too.

    karebear8811/26/2012
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    3.50 (2 votes)
  • Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

    Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

    Erica283420811/27/2012
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  • Dear Monday: I want to break up. I am seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sorry. It’s not me — it’s you.

    Dear Monday: I want to break up. I am seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sorry. It’s not me — it’s you.

    Diana9290111/27/2012
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    4.67 (3 votes)
  • That awesome moment when you just arrived in Vegas, showered and dressed, coming down to the casino lobby in the elevator, and ready to show this town who's boss!

    That awesome moment when you just arrived in Vegas, showered and dressed, coming down to the casino lobby in the elevator, and ready to show this town who's boss!

    LarryBee246337011/27/2012
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  • I don't Drink, I don't Smoke And I don't Swear... 'Damnit I left my cigarettes @ the bar'.

    I don't Drink, I don't Smoke And I don't Swear... "Damnit I left my cigarettes @ the bar".

    Jimi209253011/27/2012
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  • YOU CAN'T PREDICT FUN! But you can predict.... us getting drunk and dancing like fools.

    YOU CAN'T PREDICT FUN! But you can predict.... us getting drunk and dancing like fools.

    twinski11/27/2012
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  • If you don't drink on Saturday night, you ain't got nothing to talk about with Jesus on Sunday morning.

    If you don't drink on Saturday night, you ain't got nothing to talk about with Jesus on Sunday morning.

    Brianna117999711/28/2012
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  • You are like an Alzheimer's victim in a whore-house. Your constantly surprised that you've been screwed, and you don't want to pay for it!

    You are like an Alzheimer's victim in a whore-house. Your constantly surprised that you've been screwed, and you don't want to pay for it!

    VTRenegade11/28/2012
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  • When your standing with your back towards the ocean posing for a picture and someone shouts 'WAVE', that's a warning not a request.

    When your standing with your back towards the ocean posing for a picture and someone shouts "WAVE", that's a warning not a request.

    Janea268462611/28/2012
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