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Workplace

Your attendance is required in my vagina at 2 p.m. central standard time.

SEPTEMBER 24TH, 2010

2.50 (2 votes)
Cry for Help

I can't find any goddamn new user someecard images despite searching since 6.1. Have you had any luck?

SEPTEMBER 24TH, 2010

0.00 (0 votes)
Congratulations

From the looks of your diaphragm, you've given more rides than Greyhound.

SEPTEMBER 24TH, 2010

3.33 (3 votes)
Flirting

Let's get cheap and dangerous like a slab of store-brand bacon.

SEPTEMBER 24TH, 2010

5.00 (3 votes)
Workplace

I cordially do not accept your meeting invitation due to the fact that I'm on the rag and I may kill you mid-presentation.

AUGUST 23RD, 2010

3.75 (4 votes)
Reminders

I'm on the rag, motherfucker.

AUGUST 23RD, 2010

4.00 (2 votes)
Apology

My bad for sharting during 69 last night.

JULY 22ND, 2010

1.00 (1 votes)
Apology

I apologize for sharting during intercourse last night.

JULY 22ND, 2010

1.00 (3 votes)
Get Well

Get well soon. Preferrably in time to take the kids this weekend.

JULY 22ND, 2010

4.86 (7 votes)
Reminders

I totally own you.

JULY 22ND, 2010

5.00 (2 votes)
Thanks

Thanks for a minimal episiotomy scar despite your over average cranial circumference.

JULY 21ST, 2010

4.00 (1 votes)
Cry for Help

Get me the fuck out of here.

JULY 21ST, 2010

5.00 (3 votes)
Confession

I think it's time we try something new.

JULY 21ST, 2010

0.00 (0 votes)
Cry for Help

I wish someone would tell me what flavor milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

JULY 21ST, 2010

4.17 (18 votes)
Flirting

There is absofuckinglutly no way you could impress me more than you did last night.

JULY 21ST, 2010

3.67 (3 votes)
Somewhat Topical

I wonder if BP has considered using Lindsay Lohan to block the oil leak?

JULY 20TH, 2010

5.00 (1 votes)
Somewhat Topical

I have illustrated the complexity of ideas and creativity involved in Steve Jobs's most recent speech.

JULY 16TH, 2010

4.00 (2 votes)
Confession

Roofies or no roofies, I plan on having my way with me.

JULY 16TH, 2010

1.50 (2 votes)
Breakup

I think it's time we talk about your indurance.

JANUARY 29TH, 2010

2.33 (9 votes)
Flirting

Rub a dub dub, my bitches.

JANUARY 29TH, 2010

3.00 (2 votes)

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