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Confession
So tired of working in the rice fields all day... Im gunna go home and have myself a nice hot bowl of rice with a side of fried rice.
FEBRUARY 13TH, 2012
3.00 (2 votes)
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Somewhat Topical
P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face!
FEBRUARY 13TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Encouragement
My daddy makes me dress up in uniforms and play sports when all I want is to dress up in tights and dance like a pretty balerina.
FEBRUARY 13TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Encouragement
Women's track. Even less of a sport than other women's "sports".
FEBRUARY 13TH, 2012
4.50 (2 votes)
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Flirting
That touchdown pass is totally getting you a blowjob tonight.
FEBRUARY 11TH, 2012
5.00 (2 votes)
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Encouragement
Two! Four! Six! Eight! Time to throw up what I ate!
FEBRUARY 11TH, 2012
4.75 (4 votes)
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Father's Day
I'm gunna make a big cake for the two best daddys in the world!
FEBRUARY 11TH, 2012
5.00 (2 votes)
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Confession
I can't wait to get back to the locker room and stare at all the hot men's asses!
FEBRUARY 11TH, 2012
4.00 (2 votes)
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Flirting
Im 6 foot 2, 180 pounds. I like candle lit dinners, long walks on the beach...And I'm not afraid to let you put on a strap on and fuck me in the ass.
FEBRUARY 11TH, 2012
3.67 (3 votes)
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Lunch/Dinner
It's my dick in a box!
FEBRUARY 11TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Family
Well sis, looks like we have everything we need. Off to the slaughterhouse.
FEBRUARY 11TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Flirting
MMMM. I love it when you stick your finger in my ass.
FEBRUARY 11TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Flirting
Yes sir Mr. Clinton. I'll put that in your schedule right away. 3:00 important meeting. 4:00 sucky sucky.
FEBRUARY 11TH, 2012
5.00 (2 votes)
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Flirting
Ok very nice. Spread those butt cheecks a little further apart...And perfect! This one's a keeper.
FEBRUARY 11TH, 2012
5.00 (2 votes)
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Friendship
Step one: cut a hole in it. Step two: insert penis.
FEBRUARY 11TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Anniversary
Daddy scoot back! I can feel your old hairy balls touching my lower back!
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Anniversary
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!! I won third place in da special olimpics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
3.00 (2 votes)
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Lunch/Dinner
Come! Sit down and enjoy this delicious meal of water buffalo I have prepared for you all.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Anniversary
I dress up as Scuba Steve to hide my true identity...Pedafile Steve.
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
5.00 (1 votes)
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Anniversary
Read between the lines motherfucker!
FEBRUARY 6TH, 2012
0.00 (0 votes)
