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What time is it? Time to get the hell out of here!
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You have forced me to pull out my finger gun. Don't. make. me. use it .
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When you take your headphones into the bathroom, we all know you are jerking off to pornhub on your iPhone.
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Let's face it, we only like each other because we're pissed.
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It looks like things are on the rise! Umm...it's upside down.
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This concludes my demonstration on how much tolerance I have for people today.
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I would like to sit right in front of you and shout loudly in my native language for one whole hour!!!!
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Welcome to Client Services! Here's your prozac. Guard it well...
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"Reverse psychology is an awesome tool. You make someone think the opposite of what you believe. And that tricks them into doing something stupid."
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Dementors are here sucking the life from me.. Wait. No. That's work, work sucks the life out of me.
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Damn, I forgot my glasses again! No matter, I'm so good I can do this blindly...nurse, hand me that clamp like thingy!
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Do you realize that if you could actually do your own work, I would be out of a fucking job?!
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Tasteless humor? Oh no, honey, mine's full of flavor. You just have a shitty palette.
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That's all I can offer but I do have a lovely parting gift of lube to which it can allow you to take it up the ass a little easier.
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Feather dusting makes you demented.
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Here is a list of everything I have accomplished since learning that we are not getting bonuses this quarter.
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My propensity for mischief is inversely correlated to the amount of work I'm expected to do today.
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Oh wow, you're calling out of work again? I think I'll more surprised when you actually come in and stay a full day.
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Since finding out they were not receiving their bonuses, most of the work day consisted of perusing through the classifieds.
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I feel I let myself down with how postal my office exodus wasn't.
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