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  • Fuck that weekly report, I must tailor my COACHELLA playlist....

    Fuck that weekly report, I must tailor my COACHELLA playlist....

    Ramon356405804/14/2014
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  • Please explain how we hired a prize clown like you?

    Please explain how we hired a prize clown like you?

    kingsley201204/14/2014
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  • Come celebrate my departure and take the Friday off on me!

    Come celebrate my departure and take the Friday off on me!

    Rebecca346020004/13/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I'm afraid you misunderstood. I work at the house; I don't do housework.

    I'm afraid you misunderstood. I work at the house; I don't do housework.

    LeeAnnRhoden04/13/2014
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  • Please remind me how well you used to run things here. Because I've seen your leadership skills and I wouldn't trust your ability to act if someone burned a bag of popcorn in the break room.

    Please remind me how well you used to run things here. Because I've seen your leadership skills and I wouldn't trust your ability to act if someone burned a bag of popcorn in the break room.

    Amber157330004/13/2014
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  • Please tell us again how effective you were handling that thing that happened years ago. Because I've seen your leadership skills and I wouldn't trust your ability to handle a burned bag of popcorn in the break room.

    Please tell us again how effective you were handling that thing that happened years ago. Because I've seen your leadership skills and I wouldn't trust your ability to handle a burned bag of popcorn in the break room.

    Amber157330004/13/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Trust me, don't order anything with sauce, the chef's in a foul mood today...

    Trust me, don't order anything with sauce, the chef's in a foul mood today...

    chmo04/13/2014
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  • 'How can I help you tomorrow?'

    "How can I help you tomorrow?"

    Justagirl104/13/2014
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  • I hope you didn't have plans for the weekend, I've accidentally sewn your sleeve to the patient...

    I hope you didn't have plans for the weekend, I've accidentally sewn your sleeve to the patient...

    chmo04/13/2014
    2.00 (1 votes)
  • In the spirit of pretending that I care more than I truly do, can I get you anything else?

    In the spirit of pretending that I care more than I truly do, can I get you anything else?

    chmo04/13/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • You want me to clean what? Where? Before or after my break ? Ok , I'm on my way....

    You want me to clean what? Where? Before or after my break ? Ok , I'm on my way....

    rwcantrell04/12/2014
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • Yes mam, thank you mam. May I have some more please?

    Yes mam, thank you mam. May I have some more please?

    rwcantrell04/12/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • You know you're fat when you have to open your car door to reach your wallet.

    You know you're fat when you have to open your car door to reach your wallet.

    william160974904/12/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • For the second time in her short life, Nurse Nancy wondered how men could put so much trust in a little latex.

    For the second time in her short life, Nurse Nancy wondered how men could put so much trust in a little latex.

    Megan356334204/12/2014
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  • If everyone here is dressing for the job they want, rather than the job they have, then I am surrounded by wannabe street walkers, Sons of Anarchy and mental patients.

    If everyone here is dressing for the job they want, rather than the job they have, then I am surrounded by wannabe street walkers, Sons of Anarchy and mental patients.

    Amanda154081804/12/2014
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Be kind to temps in your office. If you really think about it we're all temps anyway.

    Be kind to temps in your office. If you really think about it we're all temps anyway.

    baggatricks04/12/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • There's no line in the copy room, the copier isn't jammed, and the copier has paper? Jackpot!

    There's no line in the copy room, the copier isn't jammed, and the copier has paper? Jackpot!

    pink pelican04/11/2014
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • SARCASM!!!! Just one more FREE service I offer.

    SARCASM!!!! Just one more FREE service I offer.

    Janelle355937504/11/2014
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  • That moment when you have the wittiest, most perfect comment for a post your friend commented on but you can’t because you’re not a friend of a friend….

    That moment when you have the wittiest, most perfect comment for a post your friend commented on but you can’t because you’re not a friend of a friend….

    Kevin160147904/11/2014
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  • I love you... EVEN THOUGH you have questionable ventilation skills. I totally trust you not to kill me... well mostly.

    I love you... EVEN THOUGH you have questionable ventilation skills. I totally trust you not to kill me... well mostly.

    brandischmandi04/11/2014
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