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  • The next best thing to quitting my job is fantasizing about quitting my job.

    The next best thing to quitting my job is fantasizing about quitting my job.

    savannahdaras02/02/2012
    1 sends
    4.11 (19 votes)
  • I thought your idea to use my idea was a great idea.

    I thought your idea to use my idea was a great idea.

    some person01/27/2012
    1 sends
    4.86 (21 votes)
  • It makes me uncomfortable to see you pretend not to watch over me while I pretend to work.

    It makes me uncomfortable to see you pretend not to watch over me while I pretend to work.

    aldahl01/24/2012
    1 sends
    4.71 (14 votes)
  • I've recently discovered the best mascara for crying in my cubicle.

    I've recently discovered the best mascara for crying in my cubicle.

    smartmoo01/12/2012
    1 sends
    4.22 (23 votes)
  • Sometimes I like to treat myself at work and just do one thing at a time.

    Sometimes I like to treat myself at work and just do one thing at a time.

    nymus12/14/2011
    1 sends
    4.32 (22 votes)
  • I'm feeling self-conscious about never being sexually harassed.

    I'm feeling self-conscious about never being sexually harassed.

    japanesecowboy11/29/2011
    1 sends
    4.70 (23 votes)
  • Before you head out on vacation, I just want to say I need you to work instead of heading out on vacation.

    Before you head out on vacation, I just want to say I need you to work instead of heading out on vacation.

    japanesecowboy11/22/2011
    1 sends
    3.00 (6 votes)
  • Congratulations on getting promoted to the job you're already doing.

    Congratulations on getting promoted to the job you're already doing.

    cmac211/16/2011
    1 sends
    4.69 (36 votes)
  • The morning is a success if I make it to lunch without eating my lunch.

    The morning is a success if I make it to lunch without eating my lunch.

    greenegalz11/14/2011
    1 sends
    4.31 (45 votes)
  • You make sexual harassment lawsuits look hot.

    You make sexual harassment lawsuits look hot.

    HispanicHipster11/10/2011
    1 sends
    3.67 (9 votes)
  • I only come into work to earn more time off.

    I only come into work to earn more time off.

    ian_metal_head@yahoo11/06/2011
    1 sends
    4.57 (21 votes)
  • Sometimes I run out of unproductive things to do at work.

    Sometimes I run out of unproductive things to do at work.

    bengarno11/06/2011
    1 sends
    4.58 (31 votes)
  • It's Friday! Fuck this shit.

    It's Friday! Fuck this shit.

    Omar127311/04/2011
    1 sends
    3.93 (14 votes)
  • This job hasn't killed me or made me stronger.

    This job hasn't killed me or made me stronger.

    stcavanaugh10/20/2011
    1 sends
    4.66 (35 votes)
  • Let me file that under fuck it.

    Let me file that under fuck it.

    stcavanaugh10/18/2011
    1 sends
    4.83 (24 votes)
  • Forecast for today: Unproductive with a chance of dicking around.

    Forecast for today: Unproductive with a chance of dicking around.

    Leah7206310/14/2011
    1 sends
    2.80 (5 votes)
  • Since it's difficult to infer tone in an email, you should assume all mine are sarcastic or bitchy.

    Since it's difficult to infer tone in an email, you should assume all mine are sarcastic or bitchy.

    mcloven10/06/2011
    1 sends
    4.65 (86 votes)
  • I'm only 140,000 working hours away from making my first million.

    I'm only 140,000 working hours away from making my first million.

    mcloven10/03/2011
    1 sends
    4.60 (10 votes)
  • May you be employed so long that you have the opportunity to be a victim of age discrimination.

    May you be employed so long that you have the opportunity to be a victim of age discrimination.

    boremesomemore09/27/2011
    1 sends
    4.83 (6 votes)
  • I live in fear of never being fired.

    I live in fear of never being fired.

    ukmunday09/22/2011
    1 sends
    4.60 (10 votes)

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