Sorry, The Twilight Zone is not an amusement park for idiots.
Next time, please be more specific about the dress code.
Happy Earth Day As if there were some other planetary option.
"Vain" is such an ugly word. I prefer the term "aware".
Sorry you confused "playing hard to get" with my genuine disinterest.
Care to buy some 'No Soliciting' signs?
Thanks for playing along for all these years about me being straight.
Thanks for being honest about the herpies.
Thanks for spitting so much when you talk.
Sorry about vomiting at the recital.
Thanks for being cool about me training my dog to crap in your yard.
Sorry you got beat up by a girl. And for reminding you constantly.
Happy Earth Day. As if there was some other planetary option.
Congrats on carving a pumpkin that knows exactly where to look.
Congrats on surviving your fifth Mr. Vice President.
That's ok Mr. Vice President, We'll just put it on your tab.
Sorry my winning personality continues to frustrate your desire to hate me.
Sorry about the whole being Val Kilmer thing.
Having you home for Thanksgiving would be even more special if you didn't live in the basement.
This is the best construction site ever!
