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Your name must be Summers Eve......cause you're a douche.
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Snip snip.
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Jesus Christ, Richard, your drinking is out of control! I cannot believe you mistook it for a synagogue!
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"What's foreskin?" "Fuck you!"
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Hey Dad, where's the Yom Kipparty at?
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Have a Happy... no, wait, not Happy. Hmmmmmmm. Got it! Have a SOMBER Yom Kippur! Nu?
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God's chosing my fate... To Dominate.
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Thank GOD I only have to learn the first 5 books of the Bible!!!!!!
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You want to take ANOTHER weekend off for ANOTHER Jewish holiday??! Well, I have two words for you - Sukkot!
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It's hard for me to repent for my sins when my mom is being so fucking annoying all the time.
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Challah atcha boy.
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I'm getting a jump-start on the sins I'll be atoning for next Yom Kippur.
tiny.e10/10/2011 5.00 (2 votes) -
In case you were having trouble keeping your fast this Yom Kippur, a reminder that "Human Centipede 2" is out in theaters now.
Ida610/08/2011 5.00 (1 votes) -
The only good thing about Yom Kippur is the fact that I don't have to give it up to my husband tonight.
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Yeah! The one day a year I don't have to slave in the kitchen for the ungrateful schmucks who complain about my cooking anway.
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So far, what with circumcision and fasting, being Jewish sucks.
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Yom Kippur doesn't understand, I have shit to do. I require fuel. Al-Chet, I will be eating.
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I love teasing my Jewish friends.
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Wishing you an especially guilty day.
beemo10/07/2011 0.00 (0 votes) -
On this Yom Kippur I realized I'm not actually sorry for anything!