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  • Your name must be Summers Eve......cause you're a douche.

    Your name must be Summers Eve......cause you're a douche.

    Miss Megan Michelle04/16/2012
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  • Snip snip.

    Snip snip.

    Mónica134322304/06/2012
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  • Jesus Christ, Richard, your drinking is out of control! I cannot believe you mistook it for a synagogue!

    Jesus Christ, Richard, your drinking is out of control! I cannot believe you mistook it for a synagogue!

    Mónica134322304/05/2012
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • 'What's foreskin?' 'Fuck you!'

    "What's foreskin?" "Fuck you!"

    operachild02/08/2012
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  • Hey Dad, where's the Yom Kipparty at?

    Hey Dad, where's the Yom Kipparty at?

    livingsaint11/22/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • Have a Happy... no, wait, not Happy. Hmmmmmmm. Got it! Have a SOMBER Yom Kippur! Nu?

    Have a Happy... no, wait, not Happy. Hmmmmmmm. Got it! Have a SOMBER Yom Kippur! Nu?

    LexiConqueror10/19/2011
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  • God's chosing my fate... To Dominate.

    God's chosing my fate... To Dominate.

    cm2dude10/18/2011
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  • Thank GOD I only have to learn the first 5 books of the Bible!!!!!!

    Thank GOD I only have to learn the first 5 books of the Bible!!!!!!

    racing1410/15/2011
    3.00 (1 votes)
  • You want to take ANOTHER weekend off for ANOTHER Jewish holiday??! Well, I have two words for you - Sukkot!

    You want to take ANOTHER weekend off for ANOTHER Jewish holiday??! Well, I have two words for you - Sukkot!

    Issetibbeha10/13/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • It's hard for me to repent for my sins when my mom is being so fucking annoying all the time.

    It's hard for me to repent for my sins when my mom is being so fucking annoying all the time.

    atribecalledmel10/12/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Challah atcha boy.

    Challah atcha boy.

    dhickey198510/10/2011
    4.00 (1 votes)
  • I'm getting a jump-start on the sins I'll be atoning for next Yom Kippur.

    I'm getting a jump-start on the sins I'll be atoning for next Yom Kippur.

    tiny.e10/10/2011
    5.00 (2 votes)
  • In case you were having trouble keeping your fast this Yom Kippur, a reminder that 'Human Centipede 2' is out in theaters now.

    In case you were having trouble keeping your fast this Yom Kippur, a reminder that "Human Centipede 2" is out in theaters now.

    Ida610/08/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • The only good thing about Yom Kippur is the fact that I don't have to give it up to my husband tonight.

    The only good thing about Yom Kippur is the fact that I don't have to give it up to my husband tonight.

    smartiesfan8310/07/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Yeah! The one day a year I don't have to slave in the kitchen for the ungrateful schmucks who complain about my cooking anway.

    Yeah! The one day a year I don't have to slave in the kitchen for the ungrateful schmucks who complain about my cooking anway.

    Karen2145210/07/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • So far, what with circumcision and fasting, being Jewish sucks.

    So far, what with circumcision and fasting, being Jewish sucks.

    andyelijah10/07/2011
    5.00 (1 votes)
  • Yom Kippur doesn't understand, I have shit to do. I require fuel. Al-Chet, I will be eating.

    Yom Kippur doesn't understand, I have shit to do. I require fuel. Al-Chet, I will be eating.

    Texanna10/07/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)
  • I love teasing my Jewish friends.

    I love teasing my Jewish friends.

    m.w. dawgs10/07/2011
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  • Wishing you an especially guilty day.

    Wishing you an especially guilty day.

    beemo10/07/2011
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  • On this Yom Kippur I realized I'm not actually sorry for anything!

    On this Yom Kippur I realized I'm not actually sorry for anything!

    andyelijah10/07/2011
    0.00 (0 votes)

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