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  • I don't care if it's gefilte fish! Didn't the fast end? FEED ME!

    I don't care if it's gefilte fish! Didn't the fast end? FEED ME!

    stansvoices09/26/2012
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  • Yom Kippur. It's like once a year God gets to kick you a good hard one in the nuts for having the ham and cheese platter.

    Yom Kippur. It's like once a year God gets to kick you a good hard one in the nuts for having the ham and cheese platter.

    Ryan341225209/05/2013
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  • Yom Kippur. God's annual way of telling me I suck just a little bit more than usual.

    Yom Kippur. God's annual way of telling me I suck just a little bit more than usual.

    Ryan341225209/05/2013
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  • Yes, God deliberately scheduled Kol Nidre on Friday the 13th. Get with it, people!

    Yes, God deliberately scheduled Kol Nidre on Friday the 13th. Get with it, people!

    noamraucher08/28/2013
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  • Why does Yom Kippur come only once a year? Said no Temple member ever.

    Why does Yom Kippur come only once a year? Said no Temple member ever.

    rabbijkl08/13/2013
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  • I'm the only Jew in the Synagogue tweeting during the Shemah. I know I can do the cover-the-eyes thing with my left hand, but that would%.

    I'm the only Jew in the Synagogue tweeting during the Shemah. I know I can do the cover-the-eyes thing with my left hand, but that would%.

    brianfeeeshy01/30/2013
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  • I did not assault you. I just high-fived your face. With my foot.

    I did not assault you. I just high-fived your face. With my foot.

    Dionne122610/18/2012
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  • 'golly gosh madam you do have a fine set of mammaries' 'Yes officer but not quite as ample as your daddaries'.

    "golly gosh madam you do have a fine set of mammaries" "Yes officer but not quite as ample as your daddaries".

    snapper7610/08/2012
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  • Rabbi: Good news. Received a report--most of you made it into the book of life. If not you can do extra mitzvoth. I'll contact you privately.

    Rabbi: Good news. Received a report--most of you made it into the book of life. If not you can do extra mitzvoth. I'll contact you privately.

    rabbijkl09/28/2012
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  • The reason I didn't fast for Yom Kippur was that I hadn't sinned. At least now I have a head start on my repentance for next year!

    The reason I didn't fast for Yom Kippur was that I hadn't sinned. At least now I have a head start on my repentance for next year!

    dc2oc_ecards09/27/2012
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  • Let's wait until Yom Kippur is over before we start talking about Christmas.

    Let's wait until Yom Kippur is over before we start talking about Christmas.

    CHICKYMARA09/25/2012
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  • Just think of being inscribed in the book of life or death similar to the Hogwarts talking hat. With the death penalty.

    Just think of being inscribed in the book of life or death similar to the Hogwarts talking hat. With the death penalty.

    starbar13009/24/2012
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  • 'Don't worry. Despite the health care ruling, America will still find a way to crush its poor.'

    "Don't worry. Despite the health care ruling, America will still find a way to crush its poor."

    William146171706/28/2012
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  • I shipped my kids off to sleep away camp. Now I will get on Facebook and act like I'm upset I shipped them away for the summer..

    I shipped my kids off to sleep away camp. Now I will get on Facebook and act like I'm upset I shipped them away for the summer..

    thetruthaboutthings06/26/2012
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  • I should've got that abortion..

    I should've got that abortion..

    Holley185518906/24/2012
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  • I dont procrastinate... I just prefer to do things later.

    I dont procrastinate... I just prefer to do things later.

    David170926506/12/2012
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  • Your name must be Summers Eve......cause you're a douche.

    Your name must be Summers Eve......cause you're a douche.

    Miss Megan Michelle04/16/2012
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  • Snip snip.

    Snip snip.

    Mónica134322304/06/2012
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  • 'What's foreskin?' 'Fuck you!'

    "What's foreskin?" "Fuck you!"

    operachild02/08/2012
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  • Where I come from, the High Holidays don't conclude until the evening of Talk Like A Pirate Day.

    Where I come from, the High Holidays don't conclude until the evening of Talk Like A Pirate Day.

    Pogoer51211/26/2011
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