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  • The reason I didn't fast for Yom Kippur was that I hadn't sinned. At least now I have a head start on my repentance for next year!

    The reason I didn't fast for Yom Kippur was that I hadn't sinned. At least now I have a head start on my repentance for next year!

    dc2oc_ecards09/27/2012
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  • I don't care if it's gefilte fish! Didn't the fast end? FEED ME!

    I don't care if it's gefilte fish! Didn't the fast end? FEED ME!

    stansvoices09/26/2012
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  • It's Yom Kippur. Or as we gentiles say 'Happy Yom Kippur! Oh. Wait. Not happy, right? Didn't you JUST HAVE a holiday?'

    It's Yom Kippur. Or as we gentiles say "Happy Yom Kippur! Oh. Wait. Not happy, right? Didn't you JUST HAVE a holiday?"

    lacomtessejamie09/25/2012
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  • May you be inscribed in the Kindle of life.

    May you be inscribed in the Kindle of life.

    eliotjay09/25/2012
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  • This Yom Kippur, let's just use our facebook status to apologize to everyone we know, instead of calling people and actually giving a shit.

    This Yom Kippur, let's just use our facebook status to apologize to everyone we know, instead of calling people and actually giving a shit.

    Amanda21852809/25/2012
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  • I implore you dear lord: please reverse your decision on the bacon thing.

    I implore you dear lord: please reverse your decision on the bacon thing.

    jewbaca7109/11/2012
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  • The best part of Yom Kippur is not having to eat your cooking for 24 hours.

    The best part of Yom Kippur is not having to eat your cooking for 24 hours.

    jewbaca7109/11/2012
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  • Though your tummy may grumble, may your heart be humble, as you repent for your sin surrounded by kin. An easy fast to all.

    Though your tummy may grumble, may your heart be humble, as you repent for your sin surrounded by kin. An easy fast to all.

    asklarx208/21/2012
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  • this is way better than smelling horse dung! greatest invention since my cousin began cutting his bread into slices!

    this is way better than smelling horse dung! greatest invention since my cousin began cutting his bread into slices!

    KlingKong07/30/2012
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  • Why won't anyone come visit MY Lower East Side?

    Why won't anyone come visit MY Lower East Side?

    Gwenviere201498207/30/2012
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  • 40 Days of lent wrapped up in 26 hours where instead of giving up one thing, we give up EVERYTHING!

    40 Days of lent wrapped up in 26 hours where instead of giving up one thing, we give up EVERYTHING!

    Mike184576207/19/2012
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  • I was kicked out of school on pajama day. They should have known I sleep nude.

    I was kicked out of school on pajama day. They should have known I sleep nude.

    Demnyx206731107/18/2012
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  • I have a gold medal in bedroom gymnastics..... London 2012 - here I come!!

    I have a gold medal in bedroom gymnastics..... London 2012 - here I come!!

    Josie198135707/17/2012
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  • And to think that my friend Saul has to fast today.

    And to think that my friend Saul has to fast today.

    jewbaca7107/15/2012
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  • 'Don't worry. Despite the health care ruling, America will still find a way to crush its poor.'

    "Don't worry. Despite the health care ruling, America will still find a way to crush its poor."

    William146171706/28/2012
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  • I shipped my kids off to sleep away camp. Now I will get on Facebook and act like I'm upset I shipped them away for the summer..

    I shipped my kids off to sleep away camp. Now I will get on Facebook and act like I'm upset I shipped them away for the summer..

    thetruthaboutthings06/26/2012
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  • It's nice to have twice a year to look back on your bad decisions and to look forward to making new ones.

    It's nice to have twice a year to look back on your bad decisions and to look forward to making new ones.

    Piscine09/17/2012
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  • Happy Holidays from your favorite Shiksa.

    Happy Holidays from your favorite Shiksa.

    kate2209/18/2012
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  • Yom Kippur. If you haven't brushed your teeth or even bothered with a breath mint, we don't really need to talk. Seriously.

    Yom Kippur. If you haven't brushed your teeth or even bothered with a breath mint, we don't really need to talk. Seriously.

    Jeremy207361609/18/2012
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  • Let's wait until Yom Kippur is over before we start talking about Christmas.

    Let's wait until Yom Kippur is over before we start talking about Christmas.

    CHICKYMARA09/25/2012
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