I'm using Pinterest to show people the perfectly romantic Valentine's Day I won't be having.
The only way I could be lonelier today is if the Internet stopped working.
Tweeting about being alone on Valentine's Day is why you're alone on Valentine's Day.
You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
A satisfactory Valentine's Day is the new marriage proposal.
May your Valentine's Day disgust all your single friends.
As long as you keep loving me I can keep hiding my crazy.
The only thing worse than a Valentine's Day without you is Valentine's Day.
Happy Valentine's Day to your pants pocket since it calls me more than you do.
You're going to love the Valentine's Day plans you told me to make.
The GOP settling for Romney is a great reminder to thank you for settling for me.
Let's celebrate not having to celebrate Valentine's Day.
I'm so proud you're my Valentine that I hope we run into one of my exes.
I love you more than Newt Gingrich loves abandoning a sick wife.
Try not to think about the fact that Newt Gingrich is having more sex than you this Valentine's Day.
May you finish stronger than the New England Patriots this Valentine's Day.
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