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Thanks for giving me a Valentine's Day I don't actually have to lie about

Sorry about Valentine's Day

I'd love to not hear all about your Valentine's Day

I feel like I could listen to you forever in 140-character-or-less increments

I'm sure nothing in the movie Valentine's Day could top your plan for us unless your plan is to see Valentine's Day

Sorry the only ring you're wearing this Valentine's Day is a contraceptive in your vagina

Remember not to wear yourself out with the SI Swimsuit Issue before our Valentine's Day date

May your love for me not fade as quickly as your love for Obama

Just sending a preemptive apology since Valentine's Day can't possibly live up to your expectations

I'd like to plug my avatar's queue into your worm-like neural fibers, if you know what I mean

Nothing Steve Jobs ever creates could fully replace you in my life

I promise to say all the right things this Valentine's Day without having to scribble them on my palm

If I had balls, I'd shave them for you this Valentine's Day

Congratulations on having a Valentine's Day date who's hot enough for me to stay home and masturbate to

Let's have a passionate but short-lived love affair like America is having with the Saints

Be my Valentine and you may benefit from the impulsive spending of my Super Bowl winnings

Show how much you care this Valentine's Day by not picking her up in a Toyota

Thinking of Facebook-stalking you this Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day falling on a Sunday may make it trickier to use working late as a cover for not having plans

Try not to savagely assault happy couples this Valentine's Day

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