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    I'm using Pinterest to show people the perfectly romantic Valentine's Day I won't be having.

    I'm using Pinterest to show people the perfectly romantic Valentine's Day I won't be having

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    The only way I could be lonelier today is if the Internet stopped working.

    The only way I could be lonelier today is if the Internet stopped working

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    Tweeting about being alone on Valentine's Day is why you're alone on Valentine's Day.

    Tweeting about being alone on Valentine's Day is why you're alone on Valentine's Day.

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    Happy Valentine's Day from a secret admirer who really exists and isn't just you sending this card to yourself.

    Happy Valentine's Day from a secret admirer who really exists and isn't just you sending this card to yourself

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    Maybe it'll take some pressure off Valentine's Day knowing I'll still be picturing Ryan Gosling during the sex.

    Maybe it'll take some pressure off Valentine's Day knowing I'll still be picturing Ryan Gosling during the sex.

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    You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.

    You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart

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    Just a reminder that your Valentine's Day plans for me will be broadcast in real-time on at least three social media platforms.

    Just a reminder that your Valentine's Day plans for me will be broadcast in real-time on at least three social media platforms

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    A satisfactory Valentine's Day is the new marriage proposal.

    A satisfactory Valentine's Day is the new marriage proposal

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    May your Valentine's Day disgust all your single friends.

    May your Valentine's Day disgust all your single friends

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    As long as you keep loving me I can keep hiding my crazy.

    As long as you keep loving me I can keep hiding my crazy.

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    The only thing worse than a Valentine's Day without you is Valentine's Day.

    The only thing worse than a Valentine's Day without you is Valentine's Day

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    Happy Valentine's Day to your pants pocket since it calls me more than you do.

    Happy Valentine's Day to your pants pocket since it calls me more than you do.

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    You're going to love the Valentine's Day plans you told me to make.

    You're going to love the Valentine's Day plans you told me to make

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    The GOP settling for Romney is a great reminder to thank you for settling for me.

    The GOP settling for Romney is a great reminder to thank you for settling for me

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    Let's celebrate not having to celebrate Valentine's Day.

    Let's celebrate not having to celebrate Valentine's Day

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    I'm so proud you're my Valentine that I hope we run into one of my exes.

    I'm so proud you're my Valentine that I hope we run into one of my exes

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    I love you more than Newt Gingrich loves abandoning a sick wife.

    I love you more than Newt Gingrich loves abandoning a sick wife

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    May Gisele's Super Bowl comments make you less upset you're not dating a supermodel this Valentine's Day.

    May Gisele's Super Bowl comments make you less upset you're not dating a supermodel this Valentine's Day

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    Try not to think about the fact that Newt Gingrich is having more sex than you this Valentine's Day.

    Try not to think about the fact that Newt Gingrich is having more sex than you this Valentine's Day

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    May you finish stronger than the New England Patriots this Valentine's Day.

    May you finish stronger than the New England Patriots this Valentine's Day

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