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    This Valentine's Day, I'm going to fantasize I had a very romantic dinner before masturbating myself to sleep.

    This Valentine's Day, I'm going to fantasize I had a very romantic dinner before masturbating myself to sleep

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    Even if the absurd amount of liquor we consume leads us to want to do otherwise, I promise to pull out.

    Even if the absurd amount of liquor we consume leads us to want to do otherwise, I promise to pull out.

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    I hate Valentine's Day unless you'd like to be my date.

    I hate Valentine's Day unless you'd like to be my date

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    Be aware that whether you give me Valentine's Day candy or not I will fear the worst regarding your thoughts on my weight.

    Be aware that whether you give me Valentine's Day candy or not I will fear the worst regarding your thoughts on my weight

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    Happy Valentine's Day to someone who raised me, loved me unconditionally, and made me almost capable of having a functional relationship.

    Happy Valentine's Day to someone who raised me, loved me unconditionally, and made me almost capable of having a functional relationship

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    It's not what you do for me on Valentine's Day that matters but the amount of jealousy it provokes in others.

    It's not what you do for me on Valentine's Day that matters but the amount of jealousy it provokes in others

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    I managed to secure Valentine's Day dinner reservations at both 4:45 p.m. and 11:30 p.m.

    I managed to secure Valentine's Day dinner reservations at both 4:45 p.m. and 11:30 p.m.

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    I'm wildly in love with you provided my friends, family and therapist are in agreement.

    I'm wildly in love with you provided my friends, family and therapist are in agreement.

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    Let's schedule enough dates between now and February 13 so that it won't be awkward to go out on Valentine's Day.

    Let's schedule enough dates between now and February 13 so that it won't be awkward to go out on Valentine's Day

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    Let's have a fiscally but not sexually conservative Valentine's Day.

    Let's have a fiscally but not sexually conservative Valentine's Day

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    Happy early Valentine's Day to someone who should already be planning the greatest night of my life.

    Happy early Valentine's Day to someone who should already be planning the greatest night of my life

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    Please give me an estimate of the cheapest Valentine's Day date that will still result in us having sex.

    Please give me an estimate of the cheapest Valentine's Day date that will still result in us having sex

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    Join me for a girls' night this Valentine's Day to celebrate our independence before we drunk text our exes and quietly sob ourselves to sleep.

    Join me for a girls' night this Valentine's Day to celebrate our independence before we drunk text our exes and quietly sob ourselves to sleep

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    You make my heart beat entirely too fast.

    You make my heart beat entirely too fast

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    Big dinners make me drowsy so let's do the sex part first.

    Big dinners make me drowsy so let's do the sex part first

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    As fuck buddies, we should fuck this Valentine's Day.

    As fuck buddies, we should fuck this Valentine's Day

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    Hug a loner this Valentine's Day.

    Hug a loner this Valentine's Day

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    Let's ironically celebrate Valentine's Day by going on a date.

    Let's ironically celebrate Valentine's Day by going on a date

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    My true love is out there somewhere and they can go fuck themselves.

    My true love is out there somewhere and they can go fuck themselves

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    This Valentine's Day, I want you to know exactly how I feel about you in someone else's words.

    This Valentine's Day, I want you to know exactly how I feel about you in someone else's words

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