Nov. 9th, 2011
This Veterans Day, I'd like to thank you for keeping America safer by never enlisting in the military.
Nov. 8th, 2011
Sorry the America you fought for is a place that would make the movie Jack and Jill.
Nov. 11th, 2009
Happy Veterans day from your illegitimate Vietnamese daughter.
Nov. 8th, 2009
Let's thank WWII vets for defeating Hitler and making America safe for lunatics who compare our leaders to Hitler.
Nov. 9th, 2008
Happy Veterans Day from someone who can barely handle the simulated warfare of video games.
Nov. 9th, 2008
Should our country ever call on us to serve, let's cowardly flee to somewhere better than Canada.
Nov. 9th, 2008
I'd do anything to honor our veterans, short of sitting through a Veterans Day gathering, parade, or speech.
Nov. 9th, 2008
Thanks for doing what I'm way too big of a pussy to do.
Nov. 9th, 2008
It's heroic service like yours that reminds me how meaningless my life is.
Nov. 9th, 2008
Thanks for serving our country so I can sit home and watch war movies.
Nov. 9th, 2008
Congratulations on being a veteran who served only in peacetime.
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