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    Sorry the America you fought for is a place that would make the movie Jack and Jill.

    Sorry the America you fought for is a place that would make the movie Jack and Jill

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    Thanks for serving our country so I can sit home and watch war movies.

    Thanks for serving our country so I can sit home and watch war movies

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    Congratulations on being a veteran who served only in peacetime.

    Congratulations on being a veteran who served only in peacetime

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    It's heroic service like yours that reminds me how meaningless my life is.

    It's heroic service like yours that reminds me how meaningless my life is

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    Let's thank WWII vets for defeating Hitler and making America safe for lunatics who compare our leaders to Hitler.

    Let's thank WWII vets for defeating Hitler and making America safe for lunatics who compare our leaders to Hitler

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    Thanks for doing what I'm way too big of a pussy to do.

    Thanks for doing what I'm way too big of a pussy to do

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    Happy Veterans Day from someone who can barely handle the simulated warfare of video games.

    Happy Veterans Day from someone who can barely handle the simulated warfare of video games

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    I'd do anything to honor our veterans, short of sitting through a Veterans Day gathering, parade, or speech.

    I'd do anything to honor our veterans, short of sitting through a Veterans Day gathering, parade, or speech

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    This Veterans Day, I'd like to thank you for keeping America safer by never enlisting in the military.

    This Veterans Day, I'd like to thank you for keeping America safer by never enlisting in the military

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    Should our country ever call on us to serve, let's cowardly flee to somewhere better than Canada.

    Should our country ever call on us to serve, let's cowardly flee to somewhere better than Canada

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    Happy Veterans day from your illegitimate Vietnamese daughter.

    Happy Veterans day from your illegitimate Vietnamese daughter.

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