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Congratulations to the Yankees on winning as many championships this decade as the Red Sox
Sorry Jimmy Rollins' prediction was off by a game and a team
This is the perfect day to wear your brand new Yankees hat
Thanks for doing what I'm way too big of a pussy to do
I'm saving up for a nervous breakdown
Let's celebrate our country's birthday with a lavish display of fireworks we can't afford because of our country's disastrous economy
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May you live twice as long as Michael Jackson and be half as creepy
Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder
May you live long enough to shit yourself
I'd consider going out tonight if I wasn't so tired from thinking about how to get out of going out tonight
Sorry I was too drunk to give you or me an orgasm
Sorry my Web browser history scared you
Sorry for what I said during my blackout
Congratulations on your new baby if it was intentional
Thanks for not ditching me in a dumpster
The good news is that she was a cunt
Sorry my Web browser history scared you
Sorry for what I said during my blackout
Congratulations on your new baby if it was intentional
Thanks for not ditching me in a dumpster
The good news is that she was a cunt