[Video Card] Tweet like a pro (Doug Benson)
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[Video Card] What independence day is about (Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter)
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[Video Card] Birthday confusion (Michael Showalter)
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I'm thankful for a holiday that doesn't require atonement or starvation
Let Thanksgiving be a reminder to start your holiday season bender
I have no Thanksgiving plans
I'd be happy to help wedge stale bread up the bird's asshole
My previous assumption that you were a little bit off has been totally cleared up now that I realize you're just Canadian
Let's celebrate our country's birthday with a lavish display of fireworks we can't afford because of our country's disastrous economy
Let's show pro-democracy Iranians what they're fighting for by posting videos of our Independence Day binge drinking
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Watching a gorgeous vampire and buff werewolf battle for a girl's love is the perfect distraction from my inability to meet a semi-datable human
Let's pretend there's nothing alarming about a tween fantasy movie causing cougars to fantasize about statutory rape
Someday I'd like to have a #1 bestseller for failing to become vice-president, quitting as governor, and not aborting a child
May you live twice as long as Michael Jackson and be half as creepy
I wonder if Twilight's abstinence message will suppress my herculean urge to screw Robert Pattinson
Sorry my Web browser history scared you
Sorry for what I said during my blackout
Congratulations on your new baby if it was intentional
Thanks for not ditching me in a dumpster
The good news is that she was a cunt
Sorry my Web browser history scared you
Sorry for what I said during my blackout
Congratulations on your new baby if it was intentional
Thanks for not ditching me in a dumpster
The good news is that she was a cunt