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Congratulations to the Yankees on winning as many championships this decade as the Red Sox
Sorry Jimmy Rollins' prediction was off by a game and a team
This is the perfect day to wear your brand new Yankees hat
Thanks for doing what I'm way too big of a pussy to do
Poor syntax turns me off
On Canada Day, best of luck in not being mistaken for an American
I'm boycotting Bastille Day because I'm still upset about France not supporting a war we were totally wrong about
I assume Obama's doing a good job since the biggest douchebags in the country think he's doing a bad job
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May you live twice as long as Michael Jackson and be half as creepy
Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder
I'd consider going out tonight if I wasn't so tired from thinking about how to get out of going out tonight
May you live long enough to shit yourself
Just wanted to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers
Sorry my Web browser history scared you
Sorry for what I said during my blackout
Congratulations on your new baby if it was intentional
Thanks for not ditching me in a dumpster
The good news is that she was a cunt
Sorry my Web browser history scared you
Sorry for what I said during my blackout
Congratulations on your new baby if it was intentional
Thanks for not ditching me in a dumpster
The good news is that she was a cunt