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I'm thankful for a holiday that doesn't require atonement or starvation
Let Thanksgiving be a reminder to start your holiday season bender
I have no Thanksgiving plans
I'd be happy to help wedge stale bread up the bird's asshole
I hear you're going as the total dickbag who doesn't dress up
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Watching a gorgeous vampire and buff werewolf battle for a girl's love is the perfect distraction from my inability to meet a semi-datable human
Let's pretend there's nothing alarming about a tween fantasy movie causing cougars to fantasize about statutory rape
Someday I'd like to have a #1 bestseller for failing to become vice-president, quitting as governor, and not aborting a child
May you live twice as long as Michael Jackson and be half as creepy
Here's to the tryptophan kicking in before someone mentions the health care debate
Sorry my Web browser history scared you
Sorry for what I said during my blackout
Congratulations on your new baby if it was intentional
Thanks for not ditching me in a dumpster
The good news is that she was a cunt
Sorry my Web browser history scared you
Sorry for what I said during my blackout
Congratulations on your new baby if it was intentional
Thanks for not ditching me in a dumpster
The good news is that she was a cunt