Look, all blog editors will tell you that videos like "Lesbians touch penises for the first time," "Best friends see each other naked for the first time," and "Men try women's bathing suits" bring in the clicks and keep the lights on—but all editors have also wondered "are they just forcing people to do these?" Well, now your questions have been answered with this brave exposé (parody) by What To Watch, "21 Things You Hear Working At A Viral Video Website." It takes a lot of sadness to make a viral hit:

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Related: If BuzzFeed and Upworthy's headlines were literally true...we'd all be dead.