Meet 101-year-old Gramma (left) and 96-year-old Ginga (right).
Because sometimes the Internet is good, these two old ladies, Gramma and Ginga, have a delightful YouTube channel full of clips of the two sisters delightfully sniping at one another. I've written down the transcript to this one in case you, like Gramma, do not have your hearing aid in.
Ginga: Sit down. SIT DOWN!
Gramma: I am as soon as I find a pair of glasses I can see out of.
Ginga: What do you have to see?!
Gramma: I can't see.
Ginga: Thank you for your delicious candy.
(Off-Camera Non-Old Person): You're welcome.
Ginga: Would you like to have a piece, sis?
Ginga: Would you....WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A PIECE OF CANDY?
Gramma: I don't wanna piece of candy.
Gramma: I just don't want any, Arlene, I just brushed my teeth.
Ginga: That's too bad, you can just brush them again.
Gramma: Ho ho ho ho ho.
Ginga: And I wish you'd quit lookin' at all those old pictures. Wouldn't they make you SAD? Would you like to be that young and pretty? YOU HEAR ME?
Gramma: What? I DON'T HAVE MY HEARING AID ON, WHAT IN THE HELL YOU WANT?
Ginga: I said QUIT LOOKIN' AT ALL THOSE PICTURES.
Gramma: I haven't seen them before. [inaudible]
Ginga: Yeah, but [gee gum?] don't they make you sad? Maybe they make you want to be young like that again, you dummy. Heh. She's so dumb. Lookin' at those dumb pictures. Y'know I don't like to look at old pictures. They make me sad, Brandon, you know that? That's stupid. And she can't see good, anyway!