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Want to buy a piece of garbage that barely runs? You probably will after watching this commercial. This dude's cynical rundown of everything that's wrong with his ancient, gasping method of conveyance is so charming, it totally seems worth the low low price of nine ninety-nine ninety-nine. Say it again. Nine ninety-nine ninety-nine. NINE NINETY-NINE NINETY-NINE.