Here's a step by step guide to ripping open a coconut with your bear teeth, and that's bear teeth not bare teeth. Like the chompers of Chief Kap Te'o-Tafiti, a guy from the Polynesian Cultural Center in Hawaii who apparently flosses with steel.

Step 1: Just do it, you baby.

Grab it, pull it, husk it.

That's it. There are no more steps. Just do it because you're a man and you live that life.

If you succeed, that's your Hawaiian Bar Mitzvah. You just became an adult.
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Then just remember not to slice your ear off when you're cutting open the hard part of the coconut for the milk. Good luck on your journey.