An enraged white jogger informed a white couple who bumped him with their stroller that he "settled" Brooklyn for them, and then accused them of "white privilege." He also threatened to kill the other guy in front of a policeman. A black policeman, who was probably trying not to laugh as he half-heartedly attempted to move the feisty little gentrification pioneer along. It really doesn't get any better than this.

The only reason white people like you are living here is because I settled this f##king neighborhood for you!

To further prove that he suffers from small angry man syndrome, he set the record straight on his occupation:

You're messing with the wrong guy! I fight for a living!

Guys that fight for a living don't scream it, because they don't need to. His claims of settling Brooklyn for other white people led the citizen who captured this fantastic spat to appropriately title his video "Christopher Columbus of Brooklyn." 

The frontier of gentrification in Brooklyn is a brave new world. Be careful out there.
Sources: Gothamist