Turns out Mark Antony was just hanging with Cleo to get her pussy on his Tumblr.
Thank goodness our ancestors never had the Internet or we would have never survived long enough to invent the Internet. The cavemen at the start of the video actually seem the most at home with the modern idea of what a good YouTube video is. They'd probably be way ahead of the Epic Meal Time bros in subscriber counts. We like to delude ourselves that even though we have been getting rid of barbaric practices like slavery throughout history, we somehow used to be more formal and dignified. A delusion that's only possible because we never had YouTube; and again, thank God for that.