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    May your wedding weekend never be overshadowed by the daughter of a former president or the daughter of Homer Simpson

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    I'd invite you to my wedding even if you beat my mom in a presidential election

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    Pressure? Get married when you want. Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.

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    Your wedding Web site makes me wonder if you're straight enough to get married

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    Your wedding day is an important milestone in my self-loathing as a single person

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    I hope your interfaith wedding leaves everyone feeling like their religion won

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    I'm sure I'll enjoy your wedding despite not enjoying any other wedding I've ever been to

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    Congratulations on somehow not marrying the wrong person

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    I'd like you to attend a wedding with me as a friend who I'm still going to try and sleep with

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    Best of luck getting your private, intimate wedding reception broadcast to millions of complete strangers in the Sunday New York Times

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    I want to build a life and corresponding mountain of debt with you

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    We can't afford you catching the bouquet

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    It would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women

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    Let me know if your bachelorette party needs a discount-rate stripper

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    Congratulations to someecards co-founder, Duncan Mitchell, and the lovely, Ms. Gillian Hally, on their engagement if you happen to know them and give a shit

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    Congratulations on obtaining the same rights as straight couples to a lifetime of sexless suburban drudgery

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    I'm looking forward to your lesbian wedding and my multiple chances of catching a bouquet

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    We've set the date for our same-sex wedding and homophobic relatives' mass stroke

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    Here's to living in one of the 48 states where we're forced to maintain our single gay lifestyle

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    I can't wait to attend your gay wedding, assuming ecstasy and poppers will be readily available

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