I'm sure I'll enjoy your wedding despite not enjoying any other wedding I've ever been to
I'd like you to attend a wedding with me as a friend who I'm still going to try and sleep with
I want to build a life and corresponding mountain of debt with you
Let me know if your bachelorette party needs a discount-rate stripper
I'm looking forward to your lesbian wedding and my multiple chances of catching a bouquet
We've set the date for our same-sex wedding and homophobic relatives' mass stroke
Here's to living in one of the 48 states where we're forced to maintain our single gay lifestyle
I can't wait to attend your gay wedding, assuming ecstasy and poppers will be readily available
Please feel no obligation to invite me to your gay bachelor party
Now that we've undertaken the sacred vows of marriage, let's try to cut down on fucking other dudes
I'd be honored if you would consider affixing your last name to mine with a hyphen
My paralyzing fear of giving best man speeches prevents me from being anyone's closest friend
Thanks for patiently observing us go through the motions of matrimony
I'm resolving my daddy complex by marrying my father
I can't wait for you to meet my flavor-of-the-month boyfriend on the most important day of your life
Just a reminder that our wedding's coming up and you may be too fat for your suit or tux pants
I'm the groomsman who's been assigned to sleep with you
You'll never guess what I got you from your registry of pre-selected gifts