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    I'm glad we'll have a night to rehearse getting blind drunk for the actual wedding reception.

    I'm glad we'll have a night to rehearse getting blind drunk for the actual wedding reception

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    Let's focus on pairing single guests to avoid the reality of spending eternity as a couple.

    Let's focus on pairing single guests to avoid the reality of spending eternity as a couple

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    Your destination wedding is the perfect excuse to visit a place I'm not really dying to see.

    Your destination wedding is the perfect excuse to visit a place I'm not really dying to see

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    I'm waiting to get married until my age group's first batch of divorces.

    I'm waiting to get married until my age group's first batch of divorces

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    I've slept with enough married men to know that matrimony is not for me.

    I've slept with enough married men to know that matrimony is not for me

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    Let's overpay a god-awful DJ to drunkenly push buttons on my iPod.

    Let's overpay a god-awful DJ to drunkenly push buttons on my iPod

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    I'm resolving my daddy complex by marrying my father.

    I'm resolving my daddy complex by marrying my father

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    I just thought of the perfect wedding gift for you but a year has already passed.

    I just thought of the perfect wedding gift for you but a year has already passed

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    Your wedding plans sound really interesting to you.

    Your wedding plans sound really interesting to you

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    There are a few people in this hemisphere who haven't seen your engagement ring.

    There are a few people in this hemisphere who haven't seen your engagement ring

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    Getting married last lowers your chances of getting divorced first.

    Getting married last lowers your chances of getting divorced first

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    Sorry my wedding toast ruined your honeymoon.

    Sorry my wedding toast ruined your honeymoon

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    Let's decide who we're inviting to our wedding and who will never speak to us again.

    Let's decide who we're inviting to our wedding and who will never speak to us again

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    I would be truly honored if you married me for money.

    I would be truly honored if you married me for money

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    I'd like to offer you marriage on a freelance basis.

    I'd like to offer you marriage on a freelance basis

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    I want to marry someone Jewish for reasons I can no longer recall.

    I want to marry someone Jewish for reasons I can no longer recall

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    Thanks for not objecting to my marriage.

    Thanks for not objecting to my marriage

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    Rather than get off the pot, I've decided to shit.

    Rather than get off the pot, I've decided to shit

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    I want to trick a Jewish man into marrying me.

    I want to trick a Jewish man into marrying me

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    Please feel free to call me if your marriage falls apart.

    Please feel free to call me if your marriage falls apart

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