Yesterday
Just a heads up that you're running out of time to invite me to your summer house this weekend.
Feb. 26th, 2009
It means so much to me that whenever I need to go out, get trashed and talk shit about people, you're always there for me.
May. 13th, 2011
Let's do a liquid cleanse with alcohol.
Mar. 2nd, 2012
I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.
Mar. 31st, 2010
If you ever see me drinking a Bud Lite Lime, I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.
Sep. 21st, 2009
Let's alternate blackouts so we can piece together our night.
Apr. 27th, 2008
Let's go to a crowded bar or party to socialize exclusively with ourselves.
Jan. 29th, 2011
I am currently in the planning stages of a hangover.
Apr. 27th, 2012
You'll always be a first round pick in my weekend drinking draft.
Sep. 9th, 2007
Expect a drunk dial soon.
Oct. 16th, 2007
Let's get totally out of control tonight.
Aug. 31st, 2007
It's been too long since we threw up on each other.
May. 18th, 2011
Let's party like the world's ending Saturday and continue partying when it doesn't.
Aug. 20th, 2007
I suggest we drink before we go out drinking.
May. 10th, 2010
Just wondering on a scale from 1 to David Hasselhoff how drunk you were planning on getting this evening.
Sep. 6th, 2007
Regarding this evening, fuck my diet.
Aug. 12th, 2007
Let's confirm that we're getting pants-shitting drunk tonight.
Aug. 24th, 2007
I know the perfect place for us to dry hump.
Mar. 9th, 2008
Let's invite ugly friends out tonight to highlight our cuteness.
Aug. 12th, 2007
I'm seeking a complete stranger for a drunken, sloppy, public make-out.