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    Let's confirm that we're getting pants-shitting drunk tonight

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    Let's dress like whores to attract husbands

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    I've been training to party at your level

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    Rather than trying to meet women in a grown-up setting, let's get shitfaced in a dive bar and hope our dream girls stumble in

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    It wouldn't be a sausage fest without you

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    Let's do something different this weekend

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    Let's skip the not getting laid part of the evening and go directly to a strip club

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    I suggest we drink before we go out drinking

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    Let's invite ugly friends out tonight to highlight our cuteness

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    Let's be very clear about who's bringing what type of alcohol

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    Consider yourself invited and a third wheel

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    I'm teaching the dog how to babysit

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    It's been too long since we threw up on each other

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    I hope your party doesn't fucking suck

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    So I guess there are no dudes coming

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    Let's go to a crowded bar or party to socialize exclusively with ourselves

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    Let's get totally out of control tonight

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    My weekend is pretty open

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    I usually set aside Sunday nights for debilitating self-pity

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    Someone's got to make a call on what we're doing tonight

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